19QOS19 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Ultimate test of whether or not she's a "keeper". If she is understanding enough to let you cancel a holiday for a Falkirk cup final then you should be getting yourself to H Samuel sharpish and investing in a ring. He probably wouldn't get the chance. Because even if she said that's fine, you know she'd be talking to her mates and they'd all be round the coven saying "He cancelled for a game of football?! Get rid of him Ingrid!" I don't know her name latapythelegend, but I can picture you with an Ingrid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sliced Bread Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 My dishwasher is acting the c**t, it seems to wash everything fine and gets the food off, but when I take the dihes out they're all covered in this sort of gritty residue and I have to wash it all again by hand. Anyone know what's causing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 My dishwasher is acting the c**t, it seems to wash everything fine and gets the food off, but when I take the dihes out they're all covered in this sort of gritty residue and I have to wash it all again by hand. Anyone know what's causing this? Have you cleaned the filter and maybe run a dishwasher washing thingy through a cycle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 My dishwasher is acting the c**t, it seems to wash everything fine and gets the food off, but when I take the dihes out they're all covered in this sort of gritty residue and I have to wash it all again by hand. Anyone know what's causing this? Gets the food off? Do you not rinse your plate before putting it in the dishwasher? It's probably clogged with old food and that's why it's covered in residue tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Have you cleaned the filter and maybe run a dishwasher washing thingy through a cycle?Nae bike man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 First holiday with the girlfriend so it's a bit more difficult. If I had the money then it would definitely be getting re-arranged though. If Falkirk win and you're not there you'll regret missing potentially one of the best days of your life. You have a girlfriend who needs telt Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just tell her Easyjet have fucked up the booking and you have to go the week after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Who was the last lower league side to win the Scottish Cup? Cheers in advance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Anybody know of any good pubs in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote that will likely be showing the cup final next month? You can guess what I forgot to think about Tell your bird to take her best mate instead and you foot the bill for her mate. Definitely worth it for a Scottish Cup final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Tell your bird to take her best mate instead and you foot the bill for her mate. Definitely worth it for a Scottish Cup final.But he is her best friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 But he is her best friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I'd be going to the game regardless if the boot needed a kidney, never mind a holiday. Fall at the first and that's you for life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 latapatythelegend, it's highly doubtful your team will have such a great chance of winning the cup again in your lifetime. Imagine if your team won it, and you missed it. You will always regret it. It's something that's important to you, so if your bird doesn't understand, then she's a flange who needs punted post haste. You could always fly back in even for just a couple of days, then fly back out. It's hardly far away. Imagine if she broke up with you a few weeks after. Imagine it. You missed out on a one in a lifetime opportunity for a bird who never even stuck around. IMAGINE IT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 How long after giving blood can you start on the bevy? Trust me to randomly book a date that is set for 20 degrees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 How long after giving blood can you start on the bevy? Trust me to randomly book a date that is set for 20 degrees. Straight away, you'll just get pished quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 SJC once donated three pints of blood in one sitting and then drank a bottle of absinthe and drove to work #SJCFacts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 He heard that John Major had been wheeled out of retirement in the same week that Madonna compliment Margaret Thatcher and masturbated himself to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 SJC once donated three pints of blood in one sitting and then drank a bottle of absinthe and drove to work #SJCFacts Nah that was his mate Big Terry who owns the pub that someone mentioned a while back. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Offft. Who's this doing the weather on the BBC Scotland news? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 SJC once donated three pints of blood in one sitting and then drank a bottle of absinthe and drove to work #SJCFacts Nah that was his mate Big Terry who owns the pub that someone mentioned a while back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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