Sweet Pete Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 One of the vacancy leaflets I was given at the job centre is a picker/packer in the, and I quote, "Adult Entertainment Industry". Not sure whether to apply, could be lulzy but how would you explain your new jobs to your parents. Well, you could try being a grown up about it rather than a wee poof. That might work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Well, you could try being a grown up about it rather than a wee poof. That might work. Aren't you just delightful. An evening with you in the pub would be a hoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 What pubs in the centre of Glasgow will be showing the Blackburn-Arsenal game on Saturday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 What pubs in the centre of Glasgow will be showing the Blackburn-Arsenal game on Saturday? you could try nico's (opposite the garage) on sauchiehall street. only £2 a pint as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Aren't you just delightful. An evening with you in the pub would be a hoot. Are you asking me out on a date? If so, its only 2 quid a pint in Nico's. ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Is it a criminal offence to let the air out of tyres in a car? I don't mean slash/damage the tires, more a casual pen up the valve to let it go empty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Is it a criminal offence to let the air out of tyres in a car? I don't mean slash/damage the tires, more a casual pen up the valve to let it go empty It'd count as vandalism, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It'd count as vandalism, yes. shame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamboscotty Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Hotel room needed. Glasgow for the 26th and 27th November, must be close to city centre and cost less than £120 for a double for both nights. Flciking through laterooms as i quite like the website, if there are better websites, like dumbo I'm all ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Hotel room needed. Glasgow for the 26th and 27th November, must be close to city centre and cost less than £120 for a double for both nights. Flciking through laterooms as i quite like the website, if there are better websites, like dumbo I'm all ears. nah laterooms is probably your best bet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 In a couple of weeks I'm going away for a birthday and it will involve drinking with people posher than myself (that I've never met before). What lagers should I buy to make myself look less scummy than I am? I've contemplated taking Dog and trying to pull off the 'lolz, look how zany I am drinking this Ned drink tehehehe' but I fear that will be seen through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 In a couple of weeks I'm going away for a birthday and it will involve drinking with people posher than myself (that I've never met before). What lagers should I buy to make myself look less scummy than I am? I've contemplated taking Dog and trying to pull off the 'lolz, look how zany I am drinking this Ned drink tehehehe' but I fear that will be seen through. I say drink Peroni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 In a couple of weeks I'm going away for a birthday and it will involve drinking with people posher than myself (that I've never met before). What lagers should I buy to make myself look less scummy than I am? I've contemplated taking Dog and trying to pull off the 'lolz, look how zany I am drinking this Ned drink tehehehe' but I fear that will be seen through. Can't go wrong with heineken. If you need to impress Majestic Wine warehouses are great for 'different' beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 In a couple of weeks I'm going away for a birthday and it will involve drinking with people posher than myself (that I've never met before). What lagers should I buy to make myself look less scummy than I am? I've contemplated taking Dog and trying to pull off the 'lolz, look how zany I am drinking this Ned drink tehehehe' but I fear that will be seen through. Drink what you want to drink . Let them quaff vintage Port whilst you get oot yer tits on Cally special 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 The answer is always Tuborg. Always. You can get a pint of it for £2.15 at Wetherspoons in Greenock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 The answer is always Tuborg. Always. You can get a pint of it for £2.15 at Wetherspoons in Greenock. It's cheap because its not very nice. They've also done a cracking job marketing it as when it was around in the UK years back it wasn't considered very classy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Hotel room needed. Glasgow for the 26th and 27th November, must be close to city centre and cost less than £120 for a double for both nights. Flciking through laterooms as i quite like the website, if there are better websites, like dumbo I'm all ears. Booking.com has a lowest price guarantee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 you could try nico's (opposite the garage) on sauchiehall street. only £2 a pint as well I shall try there. Cheers very muchly. Oh and Tuborg is shite. I've had it once, in the Wetherspoons in Inverness when I asked for a pint of Strongbow and the girl behind the bar inexplicably gave me Tuborg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 It's cheap because its not very nice. They've also done a cracking job marketing it as when it was around in the UK years back it wasn't considered very classy. At 2.15 a pint I'm guessing it's swilled together in a tank down near London rather than being imported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 In a couple of weeks I'm going away for a birthday and it will involve drinking with people posher than myself (that I've never met before). What lagers should I buy to make myself look less scummy than I am? I've contemplated taking Dog and trying to pull off the 'lolz, look how zany I am drinking this Ned drink tehehehe' but I fear that will be seen through. F**k 'em... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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