H Wragg Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 When using the TapTapCap facility on Lothian Buses, do you need to tap out again when getting off the bus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 8 minutes ago, H Wragg said: When using the TapTapCap facility on Lothian Buses, do you need to tap out again when getting off the bus? No. Just make sure you ring the bell several times, the other passengers love it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 14 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Up on he hills - What's this contraption used for? Certainly looks like a chicken coop, except for the perching bar. Perhaps pigeons or grouse, as suggested. What’s the cave behind it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 13 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Probably, but for keeping caught grouse inside??? Aye, for the Tory fetishists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 When two people with double-barrelled surnames get married, and they both keep their own names, what surname do they give their kids? Just occurred to me because the England football team has had so many players with double-barrelled names recently, and they might marry each other at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 10 minutes ago, BTFD said: When two people with double-barrelled surnames get married, and they both keep their own names, what surname do they give their kids? Just occurred to me because the England football team has had so many players with double-barrelled names recently, and they might marry each other at some point. "Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lim-Bim-Lim-Bin-Bim-Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: "Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lim-Bim-Lim-Bin-Bim-Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel" 12441 and a gain in the swing vote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 8 hours ago, BTFD said: When two people with double-barrelled surnames get married, and they both keep their own names, what surname do they give their kids? Just occurred to me because the England football team has had so many players with double-barrelled names recently, and they might marry each other at some point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 06/04/2023 at 09:42, BTFD said: When two people with double-barrelled surnames get married, and they both keep their own names, what surname do they give their kids? Just occurred to me because the England football team has had so many players with double-barrelled names recently, and they might marry each other at some point. Jeezo, the Gammons will explode when Trent Alexander-Arnold marries James Ward-Prowse. Their kids will be awesome at free kicks though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Jeezo, the Gammons will explode when Trent Alexander-Arnold marries James Ward-Prowse. Their kids will be awesome at free kicks though. Maybe ask someone how babies are made before getting too excited 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 25 minutes ago, 101 said: Maybe ask someone how babies are made before getting too excited Or adoption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 If Emily Tennent was to get together with Austrian footballer Xavier Schlager their kids would have the surname Tennent-Schlager... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: If Emily Tennent was to get together with Austrian footballer Xavier Schlager their kids would have the surname Tennent-Schlager... Seriously Tam, its the Easter weekend and you've just fucked it for everyone. Thinking of names now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 If former Atomic Kitten singer Natasha Hamilton got together with Tyrone Mings, you'd have a perfect description of a Lanarkshire town... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 20 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: If former Atomic Kitten singer Natasha Hamilton got together with Tyrone Mings, you'd have a perfect description of a Lanarkshire town... And whoever Kerry Katona next gets hitched to should be compelled to change their surname to Hottinroof pre the big day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 If the actress Tuesday Weld married the grandson of actor Frederic March, she'd be Tuesday March the Third 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 20 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: If former Atomic Kitten singer Natasha Hamilton got together with Tyrone Mings, you'd have a perfect description of a Lanarkshire town... You want knocked out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she's be Stevie Shanter-Nicks 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 21 minutes ago, scottsdad said: If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she's be Stevie Shanter-Nicks So near but yet so far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 George Ezra could have a civil partnership with Tom Selleck to give the Parliamo Glasgow phrase upon seeing a team from the East End, Ezra Selleck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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