Tony Ferrino Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Next question is can anyone recommend and supply any drugs to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Next question is can anyone recommend and supply any drugs to help. this bloke looks like he's dealt with at least similar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? There is probably a local company that you can contact for clearing drains, especially the stinky ones. They turn up in a stink wagon with a great big hose for clearing it up. They will also take away your stinky bags. In Inverness it is CleanCo. Not sure what your local company will be. Edited November 23, 2022 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: There is probably a local company that you can contact for clearing drains, especially the stinky ones. They turn up in a stink wagon with a great big hose for clearing it up. They will also take away your stinky bags. In Inverness it is CleanCo. Not sure what your local company will be. They'll want paid. Take it to the dump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: They'll want paid. Take it to the dump. Ironically, that's how it all began. Edited November 23, 2022 by jimbaxters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 18:02, Hedgecutter said: Have people here dropped the F-bomb whilst talking to their parents? My 7yo son has! I was sitting on the couch, watching him play Zelda on the Switch. He's on a tricky quest trying to jump between rocks when he suddenly says "oh I fucked that up". I had one of those Bishop Brennan did Ted kick me up the arse moments and he repeated it again. I told him that's not appropriate, he was completely oblivious to its meaning but I admired that he'd used it in the correct context. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 I’d be yeeting the bags of shite into the neighbours bins. That’s what I normally do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Get the shite on the roses, you'll not regret it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 minute ago, hk blues said: Get the shite on the roses, you'll not regret it. A lovely after dinner surprise on Christmas Day. Stick some on the quality street as well. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: A lovely after dinner surprise on Christmas Day. Stick some on the quality street as well. I said roses, not Roses ETA - anybody who has anything other than After Eights on Christmas Day as an after dinner treat deserves what they get Edited November 23, 2022 by hk blues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, hk blues said: I said roses, not Roses ETA - anybody who has anything other than After Eights on Christmas Day as an after dinner treat deserves what they get and I said quality street, not Quality Street. Point taken re After Eights though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 8 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? https://www.biffa.co.uk/business-waste/our-services/unplanned-waste-removal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.biffa.co.uk/business-waste/our-services/unplanned-waste-removal Don't like the sound of that! @Jacksgranda nothing worse, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. They probably just stop and ask someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. You been sent out for a tin of elbow grease again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: You been sent out for a tin of elbow grease again? Box of fallopian tubes.................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. They probably just stop and ask someone. Aye right... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: They probably just stop and ask someone. Tried that, doesn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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