TxRover Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Nah, we never played jailbreak… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I’m sure it’s fine. There’s no history of P&B members who are moderators on other forums turning out to be absolutely psychotic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? But then what will you drink whilst striking on Thursday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Cans of Heineken? , well known im a recovery alcoholic but never resorted to drinking that pish lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 43 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? On the basis that the answer to 1) is yes, which of course it is, then go for the stuff that makes the world fall out your arse. You'll have the privacy of your own can to do it on. Please note if your bog is some sort of time portal that takes you back to the arsewipe shortage of 2020, then opposite applies; take a holdall in the can on the chance that it is and then you can steal some too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 50 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Cans of Heineken? , well known im a recovery alcoholic but never resorted to drinking that pish lol Do you go out and tow other alcoholics in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you go out and tow other alcoholics in? Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? A record alcoholic. Like a recovery vehicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? Recovery instead of recovering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: A record alcoholic. Vinyl rather than Guinness World, presumably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? It's a joke about your typo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken?If your homebrew is giving you the shits, you need to stop, or sort your game out. PM me bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? If your homebrew is giving you the shits, you need to stop, or sort your game out. PM me bro It tastes fantastic though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: It tastes fantastic though. Halfway there then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Halfway there then Might work out as less calories if it’s firing out as fast as it’s firing in too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 23 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Might work out as less calories if it’s firing out as fast as it’s firing in too. That's the dream. I think I will stick to the stout. I will be like a gatling gun tomorrow but, unlike the bitter, I am a bit less likely to pish the bed/make multiple trips to the bog during the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, scottsdad said: That's the dream. I think I will stick to the stout. I will be like a gatling gun tomorrow but, unlike the bitter, I am a bit less likely to pish the bed/make multiple trips to the bog during the night. Bog trips on company time always; even when WFH. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll?Whatever you eventually do, step one should be double bagging them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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