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35 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

2 questions.

1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight?

2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken?

But then what will you drink whilst striking on Thursday?

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43 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

2 questions.

1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight?

2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken?

On the basis that the answer to 1) is yes, which of course it is, then go for the stuff that makes the world fall out your arse. You'll have the privacy of your own can to do it on. Please note if your bog is some sort of time portal that takes you back to the arsewipe shortage of 2020, then opposite applies; take a holdall in the can on the chance that it is and then you can steal some too. 

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2 questions.
1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight?
2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken?
If your homebrew is giving you the shits, you need to stop, or sort your game out. PM me bro
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3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
2 hours ago, scottsdad said:
2 questions.
1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight?
2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken?

If your homebrew is giving you the shits, you need to stop, or sort your game out. PM me bro

It tastes fantastic though. 

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23 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

Might work out as less calories if it’s firing out as fast as it’s firing in too. 

That's the dream. 

I think I will stick to the stout. I will be like a gatling gun tomorrow but, unlike the bitter, I am a bit less likely to pish the bed/make multiple trips to the bog during the night. 

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25 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

That's the dream. 

I think I will stick to the stout. I will be like a gatling gun tomorrow but, unlike the bitter, I am a bit less likely to pish the bed/make multiple trips to the bog during the night. 

Bog trips on company time always; even when WFH. 

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A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up.

To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge.

What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll?

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