Robin.Hood Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Why do people call cocaine, gear ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Robin.Hood said: Why do people call cocaine, gear ? In case the five oh are listening likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Anyone watching the futsal on BT the last couple of days? I expected a lot better. It's been like watching the team's before you waiting to get on at 5s.I really enjoy it. I mean it is just watching a game of 5's but it's fast paced enough to keep me interested. The thing that irritates me is the stupid sponsor in the goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: I really enjoy it. I mean it is just watching a game of 5's but it's fast paced enough to keep me interested. The thing that irritates me is the stupid sponsor in the goal. It might be the telly but I was surprised at the poor decisions being made, among other things. Too many choosing the wrong options to a very obvious degree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Anyone watching the futsal on BT the last couple of days? I expected a lot better. It's been like watching the team's before you waiting to get on at 5s. Maybe spend some time away from the TV? Why not go outside and hold on to the bin so it doesn't get blown away..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, broon-loon said: Maybe spend some time away from the TV? Why not go outside and hold on to the bin so it doesn't get blown away..? Or preferably sit in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Or preferably sit in it. Did you omit the 'h' from the third word on purpose? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Does anyone have a urinal in their bathroom at home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Yes.It's called 'the sink'. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Why does a very pale stream of urine form a darker coloured greenish/yellowish splash pool when the water in there was clear already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 34 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Why does a very pale stream of urine form a darker coloured greenish/yellowish splash pool when the water in there was clear already? ^^ Caught pishing in the public baths 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: ^^ Caught pishing in the public baths Off the ten-metre board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Futsal is utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Futsal is utter shite. It saw a bit of the Romanian league on TV the other month and I think I posted somewhere about how shite it was and how the players all came across as arseholes.Possibly fun to play but dire as a spectator sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: It saw a bit of the Romanian league on TV the other month and I think I posted somewhere about how shite it was and how the players all came across as arseholes. Possibly fun to play but dire as a spectator sport. Yup, a few sliding tackles would sort the c***s out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Couple seasons in the joonyurs'd dae it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker?Bread. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 32 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker? The obvious answer, as it's you, is a body part which gets singed ensuring another visit to casualty. Helpful answer: we used to make jam toasties, although you burnt your mouth on them, cheese and mustard wasn't too bad and I think we even made corned beef and pickle. Just go into a caff and copy down their toastie fillings- bacon and brie etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 What, if anything, other than cheese and ham, could I stick in a toastie maker?If you're not putting in onion you're doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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