18May1991 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 20 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: We decided to have a chippy for dinner last night, so I nipped up to the local place to get it. The stuff I got was already sitting in the thing to keep it warm, so I had no idea how long it had been there. As it turned out, obviously a while as it was fucking dry as anything. Absolutely rotten. My question is, am I likely to be told to get to f**k if the next time I go in, I ask for fresh stuff to be made regardless of whether there is stuff out already? If you are in Knightswood, go to the chippy on Fulton street, just up from anniesland cross. It’s very good and they’ll cook it from fresh if you want. Suggest you ask for the haddock. And yes, it’s ‘chippy’. Ignore the weirdos and yokels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, 18May1991 said: And yes, it’s ‘chippy’. Ignore the weirdos and yokels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Quote Is it a chippy or a chipper? Variations on the name include fish bar, fishery (in Yorkshire), fish shop and chip shop. In the United Kingdom including Northern Ireland, they are colloquially known as a chippy or fishy, while in the rest of Ireland and the Aberdeen area, they are known as chippers. Fishy?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 7 hours ago, SlipperyP said: There is a wiki page for you your friend to read over https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_views_on_masturbation#:~:text=Today%2C Roman Catholic (including Eastern,masturbation as not a sin. Buddhism is the place for your friend. Cheers, bud -- this will help me no end in my role as Church of Scotland parish minister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 (edited) Stupidly started smoking again after a traumatic time and now joined the vaping club while trying to cut down. Currently chugging Ibiza vape club pods at 18mg. My question is, my daughter has a pet budgie, will it be ok to vape in the house or will I kill her pet? I havent vaped in the same room as the kids as of yet. Edited November 6, 2021 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, 18May1991 said: If you are in Knightswood, go to the chippy on Fulton street, just up from anniesland cross. It’s very good and they’ll cook it from fresh if you want. Suggest you ask for the haddock. And yes, it’s ‘chippy’. Ignore the weirdos and yokels. The Chip Chik Inn? My mate used to live next door to it. I've escaped Knightswood to leafier climes... Edit: I also had a great bounce about with a lassie that lived there in the tenement across the road. In the morning i discovered she was deaf and had been pretending to laugh at my dreadful patter all night. Edited November 6, 2021 by KnightswoodBear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The Chip Chik Inn? My mate used to live next door to it. I've escaped Knightswood to leafier climes... Edit: I also had a great bounce about with a lassie that lived there in the tenement across the road. In the morning i discovered she was deaf and had been pretending to laugh at my dreadful patter all night. That’s the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 'In the morning i discovered she was deaf and had been pretending to laugh at my dreadful patter all night." Probably not the only time she faked something that night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 23 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: The Chip Chik Inn? My mate used to live next door to it. I've escaped Knightswood to leafier climes... Edit: I also had a great bounce about with a lassie that lived there in the tenement across the road. In the morning i discovered she was deaf and had been pretending to laugh at my dreadful patter all night. In fairness, if you found out before, I think we all know the sign language for "do you want pumped?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 We're all pretending to laugh at his dreadful patter tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: We're all pretending to laugh at his dreadful patter tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 I'm sure it will have been said before, but why have all the mods changed their names? Are they all potential witnesses in the Nonce Andrew case? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 I'm sure it will have been said before, but why have all the mods changed their names? Are they all potential witnesses in the Nonce Andrew case?Tynie obviously has multiple personality disorder and don't get me started on caravan dweller / porch pirate keirgy / andy dufresne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: I'm sure it will have been said before, but why have all the mods changed their names? Are they all potential witnesses in the Nonce Andrew case? I figured somebody in the hot tub suggested, "tee hee, let's all change our usernames at once and watch everyone lose their shit!" Y'know, like the time we all told PayPal that P&B was a porn site just to f**k with Div's finances. Top bantz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 6 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Are they all potential witnesses in the Nonce Andrew case? 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Y'know, like the time we all told PayPal that P&B was a porn site just to f**k with Div's finances. Top bantz. I think I'll just stay a Gold member. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I think I'll just stay a Gold member. Would you like a schmoke and a pancake? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 What happened to the Dundee Celtic thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 What happened to the Dundee Celtic thread?Rightfully killed off I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 The back door to my house is jammed. It locks and unlocks as normal, but the handle wont depress to open the fucking thing. What can I do, aside from asking a man to come round and smash my back doors in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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