Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 8 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Are they in braille? Did you try touching the screen? Like he did on the Adult Channel freeview? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There an advert for RNIB on the telly just now and it’s got subtitles. Why? This size? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There an advert for RNIB on the telly just now and it’s got subtitles. Why? Next you'll be asking why the drive-through cashpoint has braille buttons 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 There was a harlot called Gail, Who had a list of her services for sale, And on her behind For the use of the blind Was the same list tattooed in Braille 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 I put Leadshills supergroup into Google and got a single result back. Is that a Googlewhack, or do both words need to be in the dictionary? Was meant to say Leadhills but I had a typo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) What the f*** has my garden camera captured in the top image below at half 2 in the morning? A pygmy ~20cm tall Lassie dog? These guys are ace though: Edited August 3, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: What the f*** has my garden camera captured in the top image below at half 2 in the morning? A pygmy ~20cm tall Lassie dog? It's Thing trying to sneak back in after a night's clubbing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: It's Thing trying to sneak back in after a night's clubbing. That's Cousin Itt. Thing was the disembodied hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: What the f*** has my garden camera captured in the top image below at half 2 in the morning? A pygmy ~20cm tall Lassie dog? Exciting answer: Trump's wig escaped from the Mennie Gowf Course Boring answer: a cat's arse. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 1 minute ago, GordonD said: That's Cousin Itt. Thing was the disembodied hand. Thing is under there doing what disembodied hands are good for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 What the f*** has my garden camera captured in the top image below at half 2 in the morning? A pygmy ~20cm tall Lassie dog? These guys are ace though: Get Wattoo to brush all that hair to the side so we can get a better look 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) 34 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Exciting answer: Trump's wig escaped from the Mennie Gowf Course Boring answer: a cat's arse. Ah, yes. Probably this little fluffy b*****d at 1am on another night. This thing has snapped a surprising number of different cats that I never see in daylight hours. Edited August 3, 2021 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Ah, yes. Probably this little fluffy b*****d at 1am on another night. This thing has snapped a surprising number of different cats that I never see in daylight hours. Show us your neighbours pussy thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 My shower fluctuated in temperature and after some reading up I found out it may have been a faulty flow valve. Bought a new flow valve, installed it, same problem happens. Decided to just buy a new shower, installed it, still got the same problem. Any ideas or am I just stuck with a shower that decides it's own fucking temperature at any given moment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 My shower fluctuated in temperature and after some reading up I found out it may have been a faulty flow valve. Bought a new flow valve, installed it, same problem happens. Decided to just buy a new shower, installed it, still got the same problem. Any ideas or am I just stuck with a shower that decides it's own fucking temperature at any given moment?Shower is a metaphor for wife here yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Just now, Bairnardo said: Shower is a metaphor for wife here yes? Sadly not, I am scolded at least twice a day by the shower and the mrs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Sadly not, I am scolded at least twice a day by the shower and the mrs. And it’s only the shower none of the other taps ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Just now, Arthur daley said: And it’s only the shower none of the other taps ? Taps work perfectly fine and respond to any manual temperature changes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Sadly not, I am scolded at least twice a day by the shower and the mrs. Are we talking an electric shower here btw? If so, my electric one is a fuckig nightmare for this. Temp control basically impossible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Are we talking an electric shower here btw? If so, my electric one is a fuckig nightmare for this. Temp control basically impossible Aye, my old one was fine when I moved in but started getting gradually worse to the point that you had about 53 seconds to complete your washing process before it would start pissing lava out. It usually calms down, or sometimes goes to the opposite extreme and freezes you to death. A real low feeling in the stomach when you've gone to the bother of fitting a nice shiny new shower only for it to start pissing lava out again within a few minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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