DiegoDiego Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Quick question: who's this Abby Normal chap with thousands of posts that I don't remember seeing before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Quick question: who's this Abby Normal chap with thousands of posts that I don't remember seeing before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Quick question: who's this Abby Normal chap with thousands of posts that I don't remember seeing before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I'm sure there's a stop smoking thread somewhere but just can't find it. I've not had one since Saturday morning and gone completely cold turkey. Has anyone else done this and ended up being very grumpy and if so how long does it tend to last? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 About the private parking tickets - there was an episode of one of those bailiff shows where they arrived at the house of some lassie whose internet mates had advised her to dingy her parking tickets, and the High Court had ruled against her for about a couple of grand (the daft cow had run up about a dozen £50 fines in a private car park after overstaying her time while out on the piss). The bailiffs were sent out and were about to seize her car until her parents coughed up the money. They made a specific mention about the "urban myth" of them being unenforceable. Does Scots law differ to England on this issue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Aidan said: I'm sure there's a stop smoking thread somewhere but just can't find it. I've not had one since Saturday morning and gone completely cold turkey. Has anyone else done this and ended up being very grumpy and if so how long does it tend to last? I haven't eaten any sugar in two months. I would literally murder you if you had a Yorkie bar and nobody else was around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I haven't eaten any sugar in two months. I would literally murder you if you had a Yorkie bar and nobody else was around.It's not for girls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: It's not for girls. You, I'll kill for free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: About the private parking tickets - there was an episode of one of those bailiff shows where they arrived at the house of some lassie whose internet mates had advised her to dingy her parking tickets, and the High Court had ruled against her for about a couple of grand (the daft cow had run up about a dozen £50 fines in a private car park after overstaying her time while out on the piss). The bailiffs were sent out and were about to seize her car until her parents coughed up the money. They made a specific mention about the "urban myth" of them being unenforceable. Does Scots law differ to England on this issue? Yes it does. Bailiffs do not exist in Scotland. If they want to take it to courts they can. Only the court can order you to pay. Even then they can only seek fair compensation for potential losses caused by your unauthorised parking. So when they bash the fee up to £300 to scare you, thats just nonsense. IF you ever had enough of them built up that it made it worth their while pursuing, thats a different matter. Its also key to all of this that they must be able to prove who was driving, as the driver, not the keeper, is liable. If you WERE the driver, you are under no obligation to incriminate yourself by admitting it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 10 hours ago, Abby Normal said: Is a chaise long heavier or lighter than a washing machine? Just about to take this lot up to a second floor flat. Opening a brothel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 48 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Quick question: who's this Abby Normal chap with thousands of posts that I don't remember seeing before? The artist formally known as Shandon Par or Decorator Par, literally in the case of the latter username. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, RH33 said: Opening a brothel? Aye, that lot's straight from the set of an Emmanuelle film. ATAM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 42 minutes ago, Aidan said: I'm sure there's a stop smoking thread somewhere but just can't find it. I've not had one since Saturday morning and gone completely cold turkey. Has anyone else done this and ended up being very grumpy and if so how long does it tend to last? Until you have a ciggy. Well done though. This was a big help to me: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Abby Normal said: Please, The Palace of Pleasure is a sophisticated centre for adult relaxation. 20% off handjobs for Platinum members too. I saw the photo of your hand job earlier, so that's a no from me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 13 minutes ago, RH33 said: Opening a brothel? Do you have a CV to submit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Abby Normal said: Do you have a CV to submit? You never asked me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: Do you have a CV to submit? a Cleavage Video? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Abby Normal said: Do you have a CV to submit? And many many happy customers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Some toilet chat on another thread reminded me of something. I was at somebody's house a while back and needed a shite, so did my business and reached for the toilet brush to dislodge any...residue. The bristles were covered in putrefying dung and lavvy paper. It's not normal behaviour to use the toilet brush and just stick it back in the holder without rinsing, is it? I'll give the bowl a scrub with the brush, then sloosh it about when the toilet's flushing to dislodge any nastiness that's accrued. Admittedly you're flushing twice, but I'm horrified at the idea that I'm the freak and everyone else just changes their brush when it gets too turdy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Question for the plumbers, looking at a bathroom vanity unit, toilet and sink. The gap I have is 1300 bath to wall what size unit should I go for as I know I cant get one 1300 as the toilet would be too close to the wall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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