Aidan Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 I think mine must be very odd. He never asks for anything much, so I've never had to do anything about pocket money. I've just been adding money into a child bank account for him for years. Every now and then he'll express an interest in something and I'll ask if he wants to use some of his money for it and he'll say, "nah, I'm not that interested in it". I appear to have raised a Scottish stereotype. Edit: he literally has more money now than I do, by the way. Now that we're potless due to the pandemic, the wee shit's enjoying rubbing in his personal wealth.Never been a better time to charge him dig money 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) Ears started ringing at 14secs. Stomach started jerking and was really, really struggling about 35secs. Edit : just Googled it and you're not "meant" to start convulsing until around 2minutes. Oh dear Dele. Edited March 5, 2021 by Mr. Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Ears started ringing at 14secs. Stomach started jerking and was really, really struggling about 35secs. I love that commitment I'm going for it right now. Edit - I got 1 minute and 1 second. Glad to know I could survive a whole minute without more oxygen. Currently the PnB champion too. Edited March 5, 2021 by Stormzy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Also do you smoke 50 a day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, Stormzy said: Also do you smoke 50 a day? It's given me food for thought. (I'm off to the nom nom nom topic). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 How long can people on here hold their breath for? Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. When I was about 12 I went through a phase of this. After much practice I'm sure I got to about 1 minute 15 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: 2 hours ago, Stormzy said: How long can people on here hold their breath for? Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. When I was about 12 I went through a phase of this. After much practice I'm sure I got to about 1 minute 15 seconds. I used to have asthma and I smoke, probably the tubbiest I've been for a while, not exercised properly in 8 months and I managed first time 1 minute 1 second so I must say your record is not the best... I asked my maw, she's in her 60s and probably has had a few tonight and she sent me this... Up your game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Pato said: Quite chuffed with that tbh Definitely did a cheeky little nose breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 58 minutes ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: 2 minutes 39 seconds for me on the breath holding thing. Bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Yes this is really what lockdown Friday nights have come to. I'm embracing it now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, Pato said: Nope, my secret was closing my eyes See I recommended that and did it myself but clearly didn't work too well. I'm going to improve. I shall train and eventually beat @ThatBoyRonaldo and his made up number. 4 minutes is what I'm going for eventually. Just looked and apparantly someone has done 24 minutes... bruh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute 21 before my eyes started doing something strange 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 After a few beers and some cask strength drams, I'm quite happy with this Kicking my legs about at ~1:20, mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus I managed about 0.7 seconds. Once I got to the end of your post the whole thing seemed a bit pointless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Anyone know what this is from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 I think I made a gun out of one of those in a Fallout game. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyone know what this is from? Thomas the Tank Engine has seen better days... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anyone know what this is from? It's A) The Warp drive from the Enterprise B) from a bodged together tank made from spare parts by the A Team C) The main power unit of a nine gear wanking machine or D) Some bit of rusty tractor engine that some sheepshagging fermer has left lying about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 05/03/2021 at 23:28, Bert Raccoon said: Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus Is not Hamilton Accies' new marketing slogan as you still get the loose anus when watching them defend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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