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I think mine must be very odd. He never asks for anything much, so I've never had to do anything about pocket money. I've just been adding money into a child bank account for him for years. Every now and then he'll express an interest in something and I'll ask if he wants to use some of his money for it and he'll say, "nah, I'm not that interested in it".
I appear to have raised a Scottish stereotype.
Edit: he literally has more money now than I do, by the way. Now that we're potless due to the pandemic, the wee shit's enjoying rubbing in his personal wealth.
Never been a better time to charge him dig money
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Ears started ringing at 14secs. 

Stomach started jerking and was really, really struggling about 35secs.

Edit : just Googled it and you're not "meant" to start convulsing until around 2minutes. Oh dear Dele. :(

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3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

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Ears started ringing at 14secs. 

Stomach started jerking and was really, really struggling about 35secs.

I love that commitment I'm going for it right now. 

Edit - I got 1 minute and 1 second. Glad to know I could survive a whole minute without more oxygen.

Currently the PnB champion too.

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How long can people on here hold their breath for?
Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. 
When I was about 12 I went through a phase of this. After much practice I'm sure I got to about 1 minute 15 seconds.
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9 minutes ago, jimmy boo said:
2 hours ago, Stormzy said:
How long can people on here hold their breath for?
Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. 

When I was about 12 I went through a phase of this. After much practice I'm sure I got to about 1 minute 15 seconds.

I used to have asthma and I smoke, probably the tubbiest I've been for a while, not exercised properly in 8 months and I managed first time 1 minute 1 second so I must say your record is not the best...

I asked my maw, she's in her 60s and probably has  had a few tonight and she sent me this...

Up your game. 

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Just now, Pato said:

Nope, my secret was closing my eyes

See I recommended that and did it myself but clearly didn't work too well.

I'm going to improve. I shall train and eventually beat @ThatBoyRonaldo and his made up number. 

4 minutes is what I'm going for eventually. 

Just looked and apparantly someone has done 24 minutes... bruh...

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4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Anyone know what this is from?

 

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It's 

A) The Warp drive from the Enterprise

B) from a bodged together tank made from spare parts by the A Team

C) The main power unit of a nine gear wanking machine or

D) Some bit of rusty tractor engine that some sheepshagging fermer has left lying about

 

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On 05/03/2021 at 23:28, Bert Raccoon said:

Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus

Is not Hamilton Accies' new marketing slogan as you still get the loose anus when watching them defend.

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