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4 hours ago, Stan Hope said:

guide dogs >>>>>>>>chinese people

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I genuinely don't even know where to start with this tbh.

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6 hours ago, dumpweed said:

When a guide dog does a shite, who picks it up?

 

Reminds me of that story from a few years back of a blind man who, with his guide dog, who were waiting to cross the road, and for no good reason the dog suddenly cocked his leg and peed all over his master's trouser leg.

The next thing to happen was the blind man fumbling in his pocket for a biscuit to give the dog much to the amazement of a passer-by.

"What's going on here mate",  says he,  "The dog's just peed on your leg, and now you're giving it a biscuit?"

"It's okay, say's the blind man,  I'm just trying to find where his mouth his, and then I'll give it a kick in the bollocks"

 

 

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10 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

Windows open, heating up full blast, earphones in, blindfold on, danger w**k and a can of irn bru.

Is that your typical Zoom experience?

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35 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Is that your typical Zoom experience?

Not until they start making Irn Bru properly again.

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1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

B&Q kitchens? Yay or nay?

Thank you.

Kitchen in my old place was from B&Q. No hassles and no complaints. Had one from Homebase before that and as @Zen Archer Esq. says - Shite.

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Got our kitchen from Homebase and haven't had any issues tbh. They were slightly cheaper than Howdens. They never installed it, I got my own joiner to do it. But the quality of the materials is fine. Had it 3 years now and it still looks like new.

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14 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

B&Q kitchens? Yay or nay?

Thank you.

I put a B&Q kitchen in just over 2 years ago. Looks decent and holding up fine. Would probably avoid their appliances though, we went with their own brand hob and it isn't great (got a NEFF oven with the slide and hide door though, would highly recommend).

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23 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

B&Q kitchens? Yay or nay?

Thank you.

Big Yay fae mae.

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On 24/10/2020 at 11:25, Broomhill Ultra said:

What do the Sunday National and Sunday Mail cost nowadays?

The first one is £5.33 a week for the print edition. The second will cost you your soul.

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Did we ever get to the bottom of why @superbigal was posting photos of George Kerr and then deleting them?

Was he threatened? 

Did he just bottle it? 

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3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

Did we ever get to the bottom of why @superbigal was posting photos of George Kerr and then deleting them?

Was he threatened? 

Did he just bottle it? 

Satan Slaves got to him..

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