Hedgecutter Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sat opposite a row of houses, one house (only one) has a load of Starlings sat on the roof, with none to be seen anywhere else. Is this house growing weed in the loft? Probably. I remember driving home with a mate once who randomly shouted "oh f***!!!" when he saw snow across the roof of every terraced house except half of his own, this being in full view of the A road through the village. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Probably. I remember driving home with a mate once who randomly shouted "oh f***!!!" when he saw snow across the roof of every terraced house except half of his own, this being in full view of the A road through the village. A similar thing happened during the big freeze a few years ago. The Police got a tip off about a cannabis farm in Mayfield. They send a car up to take a shufty. "Hmm... Snow on the roof... Snow on the roof...snow on the roof...no snow on the roof...snow on the roof..." "I'll get a search warrant .." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 13 hours ago, tamthebam said: A similar thing happened during the big freeze a few years ago. The Police got a tip off about a cannabis farm in Mayfield. They send a car up to take a shufty. "Hmm... Snow on the roof... Snow on the roof...snow on the roof...no snow on the roof...snow on the roof..." "I'll get a search warrant .." Police in searching the non-white property shocker. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Stories like this always remind me of the guy in Haarlem who had a massive grow on the go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 On 30/09/2020 at 20:59, BigFatTabbyDave said: Large quantities of bleach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 23 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Stories like this always remind me of the guy in Haarlem who had a massive grow on the go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Where is the best place to get new sofa/armchairs for the best price &quality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 If only this forum had a thread dedicated to sofas that had been active all week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 If you move fast, I hear DFS still have a sale on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 On 30/09/2020 at 19:53, Hedgecutter said: Yes, the teams subject to comparison had to be SPFL, but that doesn't mean that any potential answer had to refer to SPFL only. Had I shortened the list to exclude Elgin, Hamilton, Peterhead & Stirling (maybe Alloa), but kept the sentence with the SPFL reference exactly the same then the answer would need to have been "They are the sole senior team in their local council area". Just saying "team" as you did wouldn't have been an acceptable answer in such an instance. St Johnstone would also come off of the list. A few of the Perth junior sides have moved in to the senior setup in recent years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Just say, hypothetically, a P&B poster who spends half his life decorating, thanks to a wife with a zero tolerance approach to scuffs, marks and anything other than pristine decor, was to launch a painting business. What would I, sorry, that poster, call it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Just say, hypothetically, a P&B poster who spends half his life decorating, thanks to a wife with a zero tolerance approach to scuffs, marks and anything other than pristine decor, was to launch a painting business. What would I, sorry, that poster, call it? I'm guessing that one of you is incontinent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I'm guessing that one of you is incontinent. Why else would I be up at this time of night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 55 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Just say, hypothetically, a P&B poster who spends half his life decorating, thanks to a wife with a zero tolerance approach to scuffs, marks and anything other than pristine decor, was to launch a painting business. What would I, sorry, that poster, call it? If you had a friend called Julian you could call it "Bona Decorators" "Hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Shandon.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 7 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Just say, hypothetically, a P&B poster who spends half his life decorating, thanks to a wife with a zero tolerance approach to scuffs, marks and anything other than pristine decor, was to launch a painting business. What would I, sorry, that poster, call it? If you travel to jobs on a bike, you could call it Cycleangelo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: If you travel to jobs on a bike, you could call it Cycleangelo Can you feel it? Can you feeeel it? It’s like a new emulsion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Iminavest said: Where is the best place to get new sofa/armchairs for the best price &quality? Renton (pictured) is selling this two seater. He shouldn’t be hard to deal with: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 “She’s Got The Painters In” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Just say, hypothetically, a P&B poster who spends half his life decorating, thanks to a wife with a zero tolerance approach to scuffs, marks and anything other than pristine decor, was to launch a painting business. What would I, sorry, that poster, call it? Is that last one your way of preparing your child for the harsh reality of prison? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is that last one your way of preparing your child for the harsh reality of prison? To make her go to bed I used to make the phone or doorbell go and pretend I was talking to Shrek. “So you’re saying if she doesn’t shut up and go to bed you’re going to take her away? Okay, I’ll let her know”. Always did the trick. Now the threat is a day in there in solitary with no wifi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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