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1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Mr. & Mrs. Shandz kicking off the new decade with a wee splash of romanticism and and wine-fuelled submissive sex ?
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28 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

The one at Queensferry is good too. Had lunxh there recently and big thumbs up all round. 

Certainly sounds like it, not for me though, not with my piles.

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Any recommendations
for cheap Glasgow city centre pub food? I've committed to a cheap night away and as such I am cutting my cloth accordingly, however I'm not sure I can bring myself to eat at Wetherspoons again.

Auctioneers isn’t bad. Wee step up from Spoons.
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42 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Mr. & Mrs. Shandz kicking off the new decade with a wee splash of romanticism and and wine-fuelled submissive sex ?
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2020 has been full of romance so far. Got a romantic couples massage tomorrow too. We usually have two ladies doing it but this place only had one guy and one girl free. I thought “she can have the guy and I’ll have the girl” but no, she wants the girl. 

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10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

2020 has been full of romance so far. Got a romantic couples massage tomorrow too. We usually have two ladies doing it but this place only had one guy and one girl free. I thought “she can have the guy and I’ll have the girl” but no, she wants the girl. 

Interesting choice.

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54 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

2020 has been full of romance so far. Got a romantic couples massage tomorrow too. We usually have two ladies doing it but this place only had one guy and one girl free. I thought “she can have the guy and I’ll have the girl” but no, she wants the girl. 

If my extensive experience of watching videos online of people getting massages, I think we can safely say that both Mr and Mrs Par are getting an unexpected finger up the bum. 

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4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

If my extensive experience of watching videos online of people getting massages, I think we can safely say that both Mr and Mrs Par are getting an unexpected finger up the bum. 

Unexpected? For what it costs I’d be raging if I didn’t get that.

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2020 has been full of romance so far. Got a romantic couples massage tomorrow too. We usually have two ladies doing it but this place only had one guy and one girl free. I thought “she can have the guy and I’ll have the girl” but no, she wants the girl. 
My description of the time me and Mrs B had that particular arrangement would use up all the Kenneth gifs the internet has.
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6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
2020 has been full of romance so far. Got a romantic couples massage tomorrow too. We usually have two ladies doing it but this place only had one guy and one girl free. I thought “she can have the guy and I’ll have the girl” but no, she wants the girl. 

My description of the time me and Mrs B had that particular arrangement would use up all the Kenneth gifs the internet has.

Try us...

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4 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

Try us...

Tbf nothing specifically unusual happened, its just that what I yhought of typing out what happened it was just a plethora of Kenneth talk. 

It was in Italy and the lassie was a megawid. I was gutted when the big, muscular, olive skinned young italian man started to.......

 

Stop Bairnardo. Stop. 

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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Tbf nothing specifically unusual happened, its just that what I yhought of typing out what happened it was just a plethora of Kenneth talk. 

It was in Italy and the lassie was a megawid. I was gutted when the big, muscular, olive skinned young italian man started to.......

 

Stop Bairnardo. Stop. 

... sign for Falkirk?

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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Tbf nothing specifically unusual happened, its just that what I yhought of typing out what happened it was just a plethora of Kenneth talk. 

It was in Italy and the lassie was a megawid. I was gutted when the big, muscular, olive skinned young italian man started to.......

 

Stop Bairnardo. Stop. 

I've never had a massage sounds like fun.

I was expecting some Russian shot putter battering you like f**k. Or that mental massage when you get battered by a shrub

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I've had massages from both sexes, but the absolute best, hardest, deepest massage I've ever had was from a huge local woman in Fiji.  She had hands like shovels and I genuinely have never felt as good after a massage. 

Once the feeling that I'd been roughly assaulted had worn off. 

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9 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I've had massages from both sexes, but the absolute best, hardest, deepest massage I've ever had was from a huge local woman in Fiji.  She had hands like shovels and I genuinely have never felt as good after a massage. 

Once the feeling that I'd been roughly assaulted had worn off. 

Did she ask you if you wanted samoa?

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12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I've had massages from both sexes, but the absolute best, hardest, deepest massage I've ever had was from a huge local woman in Fiji.  She had hands like shovels and I genuinely have never felt as good after a massage. 

Once the feeling that I'd been roughly assaulted had worn off. 

Did you end happy?

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