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8 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:
16 hours ago, Shandon Par said:
Mrs just contacted me to say she has lost her phone and could I try and locate it via “find my phone”?
QQ therefore is.. has she been pumping a sailor?
 
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She's a drug dealer and has forgotten to destroy the sim in her burner before launching it into the sea IMO.

Turns out she’d dropped it in Debenhams.

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QQ for you..

Can you identify this infamous P&B pop-up crèche?

@throbber

 

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So Shandon Par's wife has been caught shagging a Russian midget sailor in Debenhams?!

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QQ for you..
Can you identify this infamous P&B pop-up crèche?
[mention=40259]throbber[/mention]
 
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One of my favourite public toilets.

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14 hours ago, tamthebam said:

some Fringe Fud was trying to foist a leaflet on me at lunchtime today for some comedian who was "the 11th most popular Jeremy at the BBC". 

which got me and my workmates thinking- could we name the other 10. We got:

Jeremy Paxman

Jeremy Vine

Jeremy Kyle (well, perhaps he was on the other side)

Jeremy Hardy

Jeremy Isaacs

Jeremy Irons (he was on "Play Away" you know)

Jeremy Clarkson 

and we wondered if Jeremy Hunt and Jeremy Corbyn counted as they might have appeared on "Question Time" in the past. Any ideas Jeremy fans? 

btw- we never actually bothered to find out the name of the comedian. Perhaps he was actually called Joe and that was the joke. 

Jeremy Beadle

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So Shandon Par's wife has been caught shagging a Russian midget sailor in Debenhams?!

Again? She’s sum lass.

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44 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

What is a cavalry hem? Google hasn't been helpful.

 

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Plain Bottom? Is that compared to a spotty bum? 

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5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

This has all gone a bit John Inman.

Are you being served sir?

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3 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Question, how does one stop women from being so moany?

Satisfy her?

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5 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Question, how does one stop women from being so moany?

Boot in the pie

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6 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Question, how does one stop women from being so moany?

Windows down, heating on full blast

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