Quick Question Thread

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just now, Sergeant Wilson said:

What's wrong with your pronto?

It’s too slow.

[Boghead ranter]

1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

What's wrong with your pronto?

Bloody Fiats.

[Bairnardo]

My van battery went flat last night - was sat for best part of an hour with engine off, using lights, hazards, radio, phone connected when it gave out.
Is an hour in that scenario all you could hope to get, or is my battery on the way out and I should buy a replacement pronto?

Next time dont have the lights on. It will preserve the battery and also make the victim less likely to spot you.

[Boghead ranter]

1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

My van battery went flat last night - was sat for best part of an hour with engine off, using lights, hazards, radio, phone connected when it gave out.
Is an hour in that scenario all you could hope to get, or is my battery on the way out and I should buy a replacement pronto?

Next time dont have the lights on. It will preserve the battery and also make the victim less likely to spot you.

*victims 

[Derry Alli]

P&B decides. 

Is Dele going back oot on it? 

Voting closes 10:30am.

[Dee Man]

2 minutes ago, Dele said:

P&B decides. 

Is Dele going back oot on it? 

Voting closes 10:30am.

 

[welshbairn]

5 minutes ago, Dele said:

P&B decides. 

Is Dele going back oot on it? 

Voting closes 10:30am.

[jimmy boo]

P&B decides. 
Is Dele going back oot on it? 
Voting closes 10:30am.

Oot with ye[emoji106]

[101]

19 minutes ago, Dele said:

P&B decides. 

Is Dele going back oot on it? 

Voting closes 10:30am.

[Derry Alli]

Eh fucking love you lot, ken that. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Stay in.

[johnnydun]

5 minutes ago, Dele said:

Eh fucking love you lot, ken that. 

That you come out then?

[101]

Just now, johnnydun said:

That you come out then?

You've just assumed that we are all men? Or the Dele wasn't out in the first place?

When in fact it's been long understood the Dele's first and only true love is booting the arse oot it 

[johnnydun]

6 minutes ago, Adam101 said:

You've just assumed that we are all men? Or the Dele wasn't out in the first place?

When in fact it's been long understood the Dele's first and only true love is booting the arse oot it 

With a previous name of 'Dee boy' and a profile pic of a woman, yes I presumed he was a straight male.

[Derry Alli]

There was no space and women too, want to lick f**k oot o Rebecca, you chauvinistic pig. 

Edit : nae c***s oot until 12. Rattlin here. Provide entertainment cuntos.

Edited October 26, 2019 by Dele

[johnnydun]

1 minute ago, Dele said:

There was no space and women too, want to lick f**k oot o Rebecca, you chauvinistic pig. 

I know how terrible of me, sorry lassie, away and try that "booting the arse oot it" thing that @Adam101 describes, that should make you feel more manly grrrrrr.

[Stellaboz]

There was no space and women too, want to lick f**k oot o Rebecca, you chauvinistic pig. 
Edit : nae c***s oot until 12. Rattlin here. Provide entertainment cuntos.

Penalty Dundee!

[Derry Alli]

9 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

I know how terrible of me, sorry lassie, away and try that "booting the arse oot it" thing that @Adam101 describes, that should make you feel more manly grrrrrr.

You seem quite upset mate. I'll get you a pint in if you want? 

[johnnydun]

1 minute ago, Dele said:

You seem quite upset mate. I'll get you a pint in if you want? 

I'm fine, you're the one who's rattling, I don't drink now anyway thanks.

Serious question, why was Deeboy banned? I liked him.

[101]

21 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

I know how terrible of me, sorry lassie, away and try that "booting the arse oot it" thing that @Adam101 describes, that should make you feel more manly grrrrrr.

Cheer up chief.