Bairnardo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Unless it's physical abuse I don't think I'd say anything. I'm not defending the bellend but my nephews have a habit of needing a pish every 10 minutes and it can really piss me off as they're clearly just wanting to go a wander. I went into Palmerston a few weeks back at about 2.50pm. The wee fella had a pish 10 minutes earlier and at 3pm he said he needed a pee. I wasn't impressed. For all that, I wouldn't stand and be abusive towards a child needing the bog. This. Whilst shouting and swearing in public or even in private isnt my thing, I can attest to the utter seethe that can be generated by childrens toilet habits! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Aye. Put an Xbox controller in my lot's hands, they can sit still for hours. Take them to the pictures, they need a pish every 20 minutes. It's infuriating. Not infuriating enough to eff'n'jeff at them, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 On 10/6/2018 at 19:34, Ginaro said: Susan Calman said she wanted a man. they all come round after a while, which is why it's perfectly ok - even in this day and age - to publically express a desire to pump attractive lesbians in the hope of "curing" them... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: This, the ability to pish every five minutes I've got news for you. That comes back. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: This, the ability to pish every five minutes 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've got news for you. That comes back. Indeed. In thirty years' time it'll be them going "Oh, for God's sake, Dad - again?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Do you know the etymology of the brand name Bovril? The Bo part is obvious enough but the “vril” a highly inappropriate name for this website once you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Do you know the etymology of the brand name Bovril? The Bo part is obvious enough but the “vril” a highly inappropriate name for this website once you know. What’s highly inappropriate about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 My thoughts are, why did the boy look either 8 or 10? He had a badge saying “I’m definitely not 9 today”? I blame Hallmark 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: What’s highly inappropriate about it? The vril being a superior race of super humans (from some old science fiction book) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The vril being a superior race of super humans (from some old science fiction book) VLs pretending to be virile imo. Plenty of them about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 You slaver some amount of pish.I have been saying this for years, giving up the booze has made him worse! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The vril being a superior race of super humans (from some old science fiction book) Quote Etymology[edit] The first part of the product's name comes from Latin bovīnus, meaning "ox".[3] Johnston took the -vril suffix from Edward Bulwer-Lytton's then-popular novel, The Coming Race (1870), whose plot revolves around a superior race of people, the Vril-ya, who derive their powers from an electromagnetic substance named "Vril". Therefore, Bovril indicates great strength obtained from an ox.[4] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 The vril being a superior race of super humans (from some old science fiction book)Vril was the name of the fictional electromagnetic substance which gave the ‘Vril-ya’ people their powers in said book. Nowt inappropriate about it though. If anything the book title might be what sounds inappropriate (The Coming Race) but theres very little connecting the book title and ‘Vril’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: You slaver some amount of pish. I hope you got pneumonia this morning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 58 minutes ago, throbber said: I have been saying this for years, giving up the booze has made him worse! Like being savaged by a dead sheep here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 Charming, more chance of that at Tranent this afternoon.Pneumonia would be getting off lightly compared with what you’d be more likely to catch through there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 See your 2 litres of water you are meant to drink a day, does it make a difference to hydration levels how you drink it? Like if you nail it all early doors or if you sip away all day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: See your 2 litres of water you are meant to drink a day, does it make a difference to hydration levels how you drink it? Like if you nail it all early doors or if you sip away all day? There's a lot of water in beer. Keep that in mind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: See your 2 litres of water you are meant to drink a day, does it make a difference to hydration levels how you drink it? Like if you nail it all early doors or if you sip away all day? Most ecstasy related deaths have been caused by binge drinking water. A few cups of tea a day should do you in the UK, unless you're hungover from following @Sergeant Wilson 's advice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Anybody used Purple Bricks to sell a house? Pros cons compared to a “normal” estate agent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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