DA Baracus Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I don't have a bird so can't answer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 But if I did I'd do nothing and write them both off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 If your maw and your bird swapped brains, and to change them back you had to shag one of them, would you pump your maws body with your birds brain or your birds body with your maws brain? my naws dead so is the mind dead?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 10 hours ago, ali_91 said: If your maw and your bird swapped brains, and to change them back you had to shag one of them, would you pump your maws body with your birds brain or your birds body with your maws brain? Can either of them cook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I'm in a period of abstinence so wouldn't pump either. Also, I've always found the word "bird" a bit cringey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I'm in a period of abstinence so wouldn't pump either. Also, I've always found the word "bird" a bit cringey. So. Maw then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: So. Maw then? I grew up in Fife so these labels like "mum", "sister", "bird", "lady friend" are a bit blurred. Could I do them both at once, just to be on the safe side? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm in a period of abstinence so wouldn't pump either. Also, I've always found the word "bird" a bit cringey. Just read this then scrolled to the top of the page to see an advert for a company called Birdie. MENTAL!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'm in a period of abstinence so wouldn't pump either. Also, I've always found the word "bird" a bit cringey. Definitely cringey. It's like a throwback to 1970s patter, which sadly I'm old enough to remember. Think Sid James and Benny Hill... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Just read this then scrolled to the top of the page to see an advert for a company called Birdie. MENTAL!! Not birdie birdie woof woof?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 22 hours ago, ali_91 said: If your maw and your bird swapped brains, and to change them back you had to shag one of them, would you pump your maws body with your birds brain or your birds body with your maws brain? You seem to be assuming I'd want to change them back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 I'm in a period of abstinence so wouldn't pump either. Also, I've always found the word "bird" a bit cringey. Aye. Its clearly spelt "burd" Not birdie birdie woof woof?!?Get that tae f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye. Its clearly spelt "burd"Get that tae f**k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) That just reminds me of this: Edited October 12, 2018 by Hedgecutter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I was in the toilet of a restaurant yesterday when guy walks in with son who looks about 8 or 10. Boy tells father he needs a poo at which point father starts effing and blinding at the boy as im leaving. It troubled me later thinking about it and didn't know if I should have said anything at the time. Not that it would make any difference to the dickhead. And if made me feel better that's not the right reason for doing it? Thoughts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 1 hour ago, jimmy boo said: I was in the toilet of a restaurant yesterday when guy walks in with son who looks about 8 or 10. Boy tells father he needs a poo at which point father starts effing and blinding at the boy as im leaving. It troubled me later thinking about it and didn't know if I should have said anything at the time. Not that it would make any difference to the dickhead. And if made me feel better that's not the right reason for doing it? Thoughts? My thoughts are, why did the boy look either 8 or 10? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I was in the toilet of a restaurant yesterday when guy walks in with son who looks about 8 or 10. Boy tells father he needs a poo at which point father starts effing and blinding at the boy as im leaving. It troubled me later thinking about it and didn't know if I should have said anything at the time. Not that it would make any difference to the dickhead. And if made me feel better that's not the right reason for doing it? Thoughts?What were you going to say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 What were you going to say?I don't know....thats the thing. After a few pints I'm probably better saying nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: My thoughts are, why did the boy look either 8 or 10? It was a guesstimate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I was in the toilet of a restaurant yesterday when guy walks in with son who looks about 8 or 10. Boy tells father he needs a poo at which point father starts effing and blinding at the boy as im leaving. It troubled me later thinking about it and didn't know if I should have said anything at the time. Not that it would make any difference to the dickhead. And if made me feel better that's not the right reason for doing it? Thoughts?Unless it's physical abuse I don't think I'd say anything. I'm not defending the bellend but my nephews have a habit of needing a pish every 10 minutes and it can really piss me off as they're clearly just wanting to go a wander. I went into Palmerston a few weeks back at about 2.50pm. The wee fella had a pish 10 minutes earlier and at 3pm he said he needed a pee. I wasn't impressed. For all that, I wouldn't stand and be abusive towards a child needing the bog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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