ah-dee Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 just had a packet of bananas and shrimps. why do the bananas taste like bananas yet the shrimp dont taste like shrimp? also they are as shit as i remember 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 On 10/24/2018 at 11:09, Stellaboz said: We're talking absolute munter remember We need some examples here, surely. It's not that I don't trust you, but you are mates with DA Baracus, and I can't help but feel that my new sexually-deviant hottie is going to be delivered with a face like the Rancor's ringpiece. And no limbs, most likely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: We need some examples here, surely. It's not that I don't trust you, but you are mates with DA Baracus, and I can't help but feel that my new sexually-deviant hottie is going to be delivered with a face like the Rancor's ringpiece. And no limbs, most likely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Exactly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 If prepping and marking takes up so much of teachers' free time, how come so many were able to go protesting around Glasgow all day yesterday? And where did they get time to make all the banners? And did they use school materials? So many questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 6 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: If prepping and marking takes up so much of teachers' free time, how come so many were able to go protesting around Glasgow all day yesterday? And where did they get time to make all the banners? And did they use school materials? So many questions. School materials? You mean the materials teachers need to supply their pupils with from their own money because the schools don't have any. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickoverayard Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 As RN alluded to, don't enter the country without a work visa of some sort. They'll just make you leave and re-enter with the proper one. Pain in the arse. Good luck getting one without being married to a citizen however as, unless things have changed, they're like hens' teeth and aren't cheap.Definitely go if you can. If things don't work out with the girlfriend, you'll be reeking of the fanny by the time you get back. The accent goes down an absolute storm, and I'm not remotely joking.All true.... id suggest you go alone, its like fishing with dynamite, its not even funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 10 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: If prepping and marking takes up so much of teachers' free time, how come so many were able to go protesting around Glasgow all day yesterday? And where did they get time to make all the banners? And did they use school materials? So many questions. So few brain cells. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickoverayard Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Which woman would you prefer to shag?Lady 1 is everything you wanted in the sack. Does everything you want and then some. Perfect body, gives you a boner just thinking of it. But she's got a face like a banshee, totally utterly dugmeat puss.Or Lady 2. Boring body, boring shag but a face that you'd love to wipe yer boab on, an absolute masterpiece.1 or 2?As my dear auld dad says ' ya dinny look at the mantelpiece when yir poking the fire'So for me its 1 all day long 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 On 25/10/2018 at 00:26, GordonD said: Known as a BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch. BOBFOK Body of Barbie, Face of Ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Aye, it's Option 1 for me too. I'd have a fucking cheek to complain about a lassie's looks anyway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: BOBFOK Body of Barbie, Face of Ken. I’m sure we’ve all had worse... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: I’m sure we’ve all had worse... Wid, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Just saw an old music video that reminded me of this thread's hot topic... All of these ladies are a delight, and absolutely wild in the sack. Wid, or not wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 ^^^ windowlicker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Digressing from more important matters, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of a hug from a fat, hairy Alloa fan? Alternatively, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of not being hugged by a fat, hairy Alloa fan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Digressing from more important matters, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of a hug from a fat, hairy Alloa fan? Alternatively, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of not being hugged by a fat, hairy Alloa fan? What's her name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Digressing from more important matters, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of a hug from a fat, hairy Alloa fan? Alternatively, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of not being hugged by a fat, hairy Alloa fan? Unless you're too big to fit in the gap where the washing machine goes you could probably do it. If the machine is new its just a question of taking a few packaging/restraining bolts out of the back, shoving the grey drain hose onto or into the drain bit below the kitchen sink, attaching the blue pipe to the water supply and hand tightening then check that it's reasonably level. Be a man Dave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Digressing from more important matters, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of a hug from a fat, hairy Alloa fan? Alternatively, does anyone know a plumber in the Falkirk area who'd be willing to plumb in a washing machine on the cheap for a local charity, with the added bonus of not being hugged by a fat, hairy Alloa fan? Magee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 (edited) On 25/10/2018 at 21:26, ah-dee said: just had a packet of bananas and shrimps. why do the bananas taste like bananas yet the shrimp dont taste like shrimp? Nothing banana flavoured tastes like banana. Foam bananas taste of chemicals, which is why they taste magnificent whilst the actual fruit gives me the boak* *nothing to do with texture Edited October 29, 2018 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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