Sergeant Wilson Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 minute ago, ah-dee said: 16 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: People might think this is my alias. Her, if she read it. ill pm you my number and you can pass it on to her. ill make sure she knows its not you. The last thing I want is direct contact with the weirdos on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, ayrshire_nomad said: Anyone have pain in 1 testicle for a few month and it cleared up or am I phoning the doctor? Let me know how it goes. My right bollocks been a bit sore for a couple of weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 The last thing I want is direct contact with the weirdos on here. i wasnt meaning being in contact with you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Let me know how it goes. My right bollocks been a bit sore for a couple of weeks.I've let it go a few month, will keep you posted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 I've let it go a few month, will keep you posted Phone the doctor mate. Best case it’s nothing and you get a bollock massage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Phone the doctor mate. Best case it’s nothing and you get a bollock massage. This. Dont be selfish c***s. Swallow your pride and get to the fucking doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 And tbh, I doubt there’s much most doctors haven’t seen. Aye, wee bit embarrassing at the time but f**k limping about with a sore bollock for a laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 This. Dont be selfish c***s. Swallow your pride and get to the fucking doctor. Fair point but at this stage it's maybe more fear, cheers for the advice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Fair point but at this stage it's maybe more fear, cheers for the advice Fwiw I went to the docs with a sore bollock not that long ago. Turned out to be an infection of the jizz tube. Was a locum doctor too, fairly atractive young Asian lassie. But I have had some horrific and painfully irreversible life lessons on the subject of swallow your pride and go to the fucking doctor. I wont inflict upon myself or you the gory details of what an ignored set of symptoms can become over the internet (its not what you maybe think) but I will certainly do it to friends and family if I ever need to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Fwiw I went to the docs with a sore bollock not that long ago. Turned out to be an infection of the jizz tube. Was a locum doctor too, fairly atractive young Asian lassie. But I have had some horrific and painfully irreversible life lessons on the subject of swallow your pride and go to the fucking doctor. I wont inflict upon myself or you the gory details of what an ignored set of symptoms can become over the internet (its not what you maybe think) but I will certainly do it to friends and family if I ever need to. Hold a minute. Can you go back to the bit about the young Asian lassie who was the locum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Hold a minute. Can you go back to the bit about the young Asian lassie who was the locum.Yeah she fondled my rapidly retreating balls for a while and diagnosed an infection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 33 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 34 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hold a minute. Can you go back to the bit about the young Asian lassie who was the locum. Yeah she fondled my rapidly retreating balls for a while and diagnosed an infection. Did you, erm, get her number by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Did you, erm, get her number by any chance? Maybe he confused “health surgery” with “massage parlour”? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 2 hours ago, ayrshire_nomad said: Anyone have pain in 1 testicle for a few month and it cleared up or am I phoning the doctor? Could be both, if you press buttons on the phone with your baws. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, NJ2 said: Phone the doctor mate. Best case it’s nothing and you get a bollock massage. Did this once, turned out the doctor was a girl from my year at schools father. Ended up talking about a New Years party I attended at his house. I must say his hands were warm, he was gentle and I don't feel bad about getting a semi. Moral of the story is to always get them checked. Edited October 24, 2018 by Bert Raccoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 9 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Did this once, turned out the doctor was a girl from my year at schools father. Ended up talking about a New Years party I attended at his house. I must say his hands were warm, he was gentle and I don't feel bad about getting a semi. Moral of the story is to always get them checked. Maddest party I've ever been to in my life was in a house right next to the old Douglas Park. The girl's parents were away and the place got fucking trashed. The mother's jewellery getting forced down plug holes and everyone of the father's golf clubs getting snapped were two particular stand outs. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Hand As Porn said: Maybe he confused “health surgery” with “massage parlour”? An easy mistake to make tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Maddest party I've ever been to in my life was in a house right next to the old Douglas Park. The girl's parents were away and the place got fucking trashed. The mother's jewellery getting forced down plug holes and everyone of the father's golf clubs getting snapped were two particular stand outs. True story. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/crime/good-friday-party-goes-bad-1-4422330/amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Did this once, turned out the doctor was a girl from my year at schools father. Ended up talking about a New Years party I attended at his house. I must say his hands were warm, he was gentle and I don't feel bad about getting a semi. Moral of the story is to always get them checked. Yes, but what happened in the surgery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, GordonD said: Yes, but what happened in the surgery? He gave my balls a right good squeeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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