Gaz Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. AIDS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. A hat to go with them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. If they are a Rangers fan and have 28 scarves..............Administration? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. Another 25 heads and necks to use them, you Ursula c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Perhaps suggest using some of them to form a makeshift noose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted October 30, 2011 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 None of these would be suitable, thanks for trying though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 None of these would be suitable, thanks for trying though! We understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. Defriend the fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. 99 Luftballons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Christ on a bike, it's not difficult - he/she doesn't want a scarf. As an alternative, I'd suggest he/she gets a life for Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) The sad thing is that i remember that song Edited October 30, 2011 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. An unseasonably warm winter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ok, someone on my facebook has just stated "I have 28 scarves, guess what I don't want for Christmas!" What witty answer can I give? There must be one, I can't quite get it out though. You are indeed blessed to have so many scarves. Our Lord Jesus loves you very much. What you don't want for Christmas is sadness in the heart of any little child, for they, indeed, are the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted October 30, 2011 Author Share Posted October 30, 2011 Thanks everyone for the suggestions. I have just noticed I could lock this thread. Has any other popular and long running thread ever been locked before? Would moderators step in and unlock it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 but make it as difficult as possible to find. Not really, I've never had any problems getting advance tickets through thetrainline.com, and they're sadly not paying me to say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Thanks everyone for the suggestions. I have just noticed I could lock this thread. Has any other popular and long running thread ever been locked before? Would moderators step in and unlock it? Yes, they have - the original Reasons To Be Cheerful and Booze threads to name a couple. No, a mod would not necessarily unlock if the thread originator decided to lock it. In the past, where the OP has locked the thread, the mods have left it alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Not really, I've never had any problems getting advance tickets through thetrainline.com, and they're sadly not paying me to say that. TBF most of us would pay you just to say nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Offers on the table then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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