Disco Duck Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Question:I've got 3 bottles of Champagne that were wedding presents,a marks and spencers bottle,a moet & chandon and a taittinger.which one should we open and drink? You should give the Taittinger to you butler, use the M&S one to clear the drains with, keep the Moet for when someone you don't like visits, and buy something drinkable. I find vintage Veuve Cliquot to be acceptable to quaff whilst watching Falkirk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Depends if you want a really good drink now or something special to drink on a special occasion. Look at my team,by the time a special occasion comes along they'll be fucking vinegar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Look at my team,by the time a special occasion comes along they'll be fucking vinegar I would green dot that if I had any left to give today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Look at my team,by the time a special occasion comes along they'll be fucking vinegar In that case open the moet & chandon then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 In that case open the moet & chandon then. I bought two bottles of that today for MOM awards from our match sponsors - £24.98 a bottle. Personally, I'm sure the players would rather have a few dozen beers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Why is the P&B clock four minutes in front of what the real time is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Why is the P&B clock four minutes in front of what the real time is? I've always wondered that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Why is the P&B clock four minutes in front of what the real time is? What is real time anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Went for the M & S,that was the only chilled one as it turns out.next week moet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 (edited) What is real time anyway? BBC lists it as (at present) 21:24, but this will post at 21:28. EDIT: 21:29! Must be even more than four minutes fast! Edited October 23, 2010 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I was wondering this after David Silva's celebration after scoring against Blackpool last week (for those who didn't see it he was wearing a very similar top to the official Man City strip). If a player was to take his shirt off to celebrate a goal but had an identical official shirt on underneath, does the law of the game mean he must recieve a booking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 BBC lists it as (at present) 21:24, but this will post at 21:28. EDIT: 21:29! Must be even more than four minutes fast! Would that be 5, maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Would that be 5, maybe? Nah, it might only be four and a half 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I was wondering this after David Silva's celebration after scoring against Blackpool last week (for those who didn't see it he was wearing a very similar top to the official Man City strip). If a player was to take his shirt off to celebrate a goal but had an identical official shirt on underneath, does the law of the game mean he must recieve a booking? A player must be cautioned if: • in the opinion of the referee, he makes gestures which are provocative, derisory or infl ammatory • he climbs on to a perimeter fence to celebrate a goal being scored • he removes his shirt or covers his head with his shirt • he covers his head or face with a mask or other similar item Under the rules removing his shirt, even if he's wearing more than one, is a compulsory caution. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 A player must be cautioned if: • in the opinion of the referee, he makes gestures which are provocative, derisory or infl ammatory • he climbs on to a perimeter fence to celebrate a goal being scored • he removes his shirt or covers his head with his shirt • he covers his head or face with a mask or other similar item Under the rules removing his shirt, even if he's wearing more than one, is a compulsory caution. I can't remember Jonas getting booked for doing so with his Spiderman mask last season but he has yet to produce it this season when he has scored. Is there a different law in the EPL to the Championship? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 A player must be cautioned if: • in the opinion of the referee, he makes gestures which are provocative, derisory or infl ammatory • he climbs on to a perimeter fence to celebrate a goal being scored • he removes his shirt or covers his head with his shirt • he covers his head or face with a mask or other similar item Under the rules removing his shirt, even if he's wearing more than one, is a compulsory caution. Why is hibee jibee in The phoenixs house,we should be told! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 (edited) A player must be cautioned if: • in the opinion of the referee, he makes gestures which are provocative, derisory or infl ammatory • he climbs on to a perimeter fence to celebrate a goal being scored • he removes his shirt or covers his head with his shirt • he covers his head or face with a mask or other similar item Under the rules removing his shirt, even if he's wearing more than one, is a compulsory caution. If a player's shirt is ripped and he removes it to put on a replacement, what is to stop the referee from booking him other than common sense? Edited October 23, 2010 by Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAO females. How do you get out the friend zone? My umm friend wants to know.... Kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 If a player's shirt is ripped and he removes it to put on a replacement, what is to stop the referee from booking him other than common sense? I left out the obvious bit - the above cautions are all related to the celebration of a goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Kick her in the pie. Explains your virginal state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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