th1stleandr0se Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Join the club. Can't you read? He doesn't like the club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 We were asked this question in Comms yesterday and I wanted to get an idea of what others thought of it. Your boss comes to you and asks you to go out and buy some widgets (doesn't really matter what they are really). He wants them cheapish and quite soon. He hasn't told you how many are needed. You contact three suppliers who give you quotes. Supplier A can sell you a widget for £35 but you need to place a minimum order of 1000. No delivery time is given. Supplier B can sell you a widget for £25 and there is no minimum order. However, they are unable to deliver for at least 4 weeks. Supplier C can sell you a widget for £32 and there is a minimum order of 100. Delivery time is between 2 to 4 days. Which supplier do you choose and why? I'm with Ad Lib on this one. It has to satisfy two criteria. B fails on one so is out. C beats A on all counts as A's delivery time could be bad. There's no doubt it's C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I'm with Ad Lib on this one. It has to satisfy two criteria. B fails on one so is out. C beats A on all counts as A's delivery time could be bad. There's no doubt it's C. Worth pointing out that Skyline Drifter's reply a bit further up makes a couple of presumptions in going "beyond" the basic answer I think the question is driving at, in that would appear he supposes the widget is a commodity consumed regularly in the course of business or doesn't have a shelf-life if it's for resale (e.g. that widgets are akin to boxes of batches of paper rather than platters of sandwiches). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Can't you read? He doesn't like the club. That deserves credit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Join the club. That's the thing, I've never had any dislike for Morton at all. Infact it's the opposite, I look out for their results (and not to see them lose). Maybe I need my head sorting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Saint Mirren fans would probably prefer to see the derby restored without them dropping down, so that would entail us doing well for once. We, having witnessed the same bag of cats year in year out, are aware that only Saint Mirren going down will restore the derby this side of league reconstruction. Plus we have the less successful team syndrome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Saint Mirren fans would probably prefer to see the derby restored without them dropping down, so that would entail us doing well for once. We, having witnessed the same bag of cats year in year out, are aware that only Saint Mirren going down will restore the derby this side of league reconstruction. Plus we have the less successful team syndrome. I think for me anyway it's a bit different. I moved away from the area when I was two years old and only went back on the odd occasion for the football. Perhaps not experiencing a derby/banter with fans has lessened the 'dislike'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAO females. How do you get out the friend zone? My umm friend wants to know.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 How do you get out the friend zone? Spunk on her puss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAO females. How do you get out the friend zone? My umm friend wants to know.... Steal her headphones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAO females. How do you get out the friend zone? My umm friend wants to know.... If shes from dundee,be nice to her grandkids;) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Spunk on her puss. Last time I tried that one I got put away for it. Bad advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Steal her headphones Awwwwww cute. If shes from dundee,be nice to her grandkids;) All 10 of them? One's gay, don't know if I can manage it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Keithgy reduced mine for good behaviour a few weeks ago. There's also been a couple of times he's deleted out controversial/distasteful posts of mine without causing a fuss or warning me. He's my hero He gave me a warning for calling him a 'Falkirk b*****d'. Pie and Bovril - where the truth gets you censured! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Last time I tried that one I got put away for it. Bad advice. Well make sure she's over 16 this time then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Well make sure she's over 16 this time then. It's no fun if it's legal though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAO females. How do you get out the friend zone? My umm friend wants to know.... Get both yourself and her drunk, and then go to feel her arse. If she doesn't hit your hand and gets all angry then you're firmly out of the friend zone and you're sorted. Good luck x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Explain how you feel about her and find out what she thinks. Or is that too grown up an answer? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 FAO females. How do you get out the friend zone? My umm friend wants to know.... Has he tried pulling her hair or throwing stones at her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Following on from GTID's answer, get her really drunk. Wait till she passes out then fire in. When you both awake tomorrow just play it cool, say you don't really remember anything but you think you had sex but both "blacked out". See what happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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