MSU Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 32 minutes ago, TxRover said: Given Microsoft is headquartered in Redmond, Washington, the time to drive there from the rental place in California would eat you up on rental by the hour rates (they also don’t let you take them off property). So, if you’re willing to accept a nice semi-automatic AR-15 type weapon, you should try to find one privately in Redmond. Washington state started a 10 day waiting period for such weapons, so Wade’s Eastside Guns (https://www.wadesguns.com) can’t help you any more…unless you are willing to rent a weapon at their range and shoot your way out. If you’re willing to drive, one of the fun White Power areas of (relatively) nearby Idaho might be able to help source a nice AR-15, possibly silencer equipped in .300 blackout. I've never felt more American. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 14 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Can anybody recommend somewhere in California that a British national on an ESTA can purchase (or ideally rent) an automatic assault weapon? Div's about to get a call from the FBI ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Swarley said: Div's about to get a call from the FBI ... I would like to take this moment to state that I have nothing but admiration for the people of Microsoft. Excel is a wonderful program that makes the world an easier place for millions of people worldwide. I am fully aware that Microsoft are based in Washington State, therefore any visit to California would be absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft. I think people have put two and two together to make five here. Shame on you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I would like to take this moment to state that I have nothing but admiration for the people of Microsoft. Excel is a wonderful program that makes the world an easier place for millions of people worldwide. I am fully aware that Microsoft are based in Washington State, therefore any visit to California would be absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft. I think people have put two and two together to make five here. Shame on you all. Me thinks the deranged gunman doth protest too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 7 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I would like to take this moment to state that I have nothing but admiration for the people of Microsoft. Excel is a wonderful program that makes the world an easier place for millions of people worldwide. I am fully aware that Microsoft are based in Washington State, therefore any visit to California would be absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft. I think people have put two and two together to make five here. Shame on you all. And who said ChatGPT doesn’t do sarcasm? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Anyone want a couple of free tickets?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 On 02/06/2023 at 07:46, Hedgecutter said: I would like to take this moment to state that I have nothing but admiration for the people of Microsoft. Excel is a wonderful program that makes the world an easier place for millions of people worldwide. I am fully aware that Microsoft are based in Washington State, therefore any visit to California would be absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft. I think people have put two and two together to make five here. Shame on you all. I take it you have fixed your Excel problem? Something to do with row height maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Fullerene said: I take it you have fixed your Excel problem? Something to do with row height maybe? From there, click the zoom-out button a few times, click the undo button a few times (which you'd expect to remove the 5) and then report back... Edited June 3, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 6 hours ago, Fullerene said: I take it you have fixed your Excel problem? Something to do with row height maybe? Fix it the American way? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 7 hours ago, TxRover said: Fix it the American way? You do realise you could also press F1 for Help. (There is an entire section entitled "Dealing with Rage"). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: From there, click the zoom-out button a few times, click the undo button a few times (which you'd expect to remove the 5) and then report back... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 Are farts lumpy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 4 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Are farts lumpy? That will be a shart. Unlucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 Who owns all the swans now that the queen is dead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Who owns all the swans now that the queen is dead? I imagine its King Charlie................so they will soon emerge on the chilled poultry aisle of Waitrose under the "Duchy Organic" label. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, Leith Green said: I imagine its King Charlie................so they will soon emerge on the chilled poultry aisle of Waitrose under the "Duchy Organic" label. Looking forward to the necks becoming an option at Subway... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 minute ago, GordonD said: Looking forward to the necks becoming an option at Subway... Was in the dordogne a few years ago, gizzards and other horrors seemed to be on every menu - didnae fancy it myself, although I imagine its better quality than a 2am doner kebab................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Leith Green said: I imagine its King Charlie................so they will soon emerge on the chilled poultry aisle of Waitrose under the "Duchy Organic" label. The Dutchy is now William's... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 45 minutes ago, 101 said: The Dutchy is now William's... Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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