Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. You been sent out for a tin of elbow grease again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: You been sent out for a tin of elbow grease again? Box of fallopian tubes.................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 10 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. They probably just stop and ask someone. Aye right... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said: 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: They probably just stop and ask someone. Tried that, doesn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 11 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? Flush them down the bog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 11 hours ago, GordonD said: Flush them down the bog. You'll make a shit Gordon, Gordon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Apologies if this has been asked before, but why do some footballers rip holes in their socks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Apologies if this has been asked before, but why do some footballers rip holes in their socks? Apparently it’s a comfort thing, some players find the socks too tight on their calves. It’s like Paul Sturrock playing with his at his ankles except this way you can still wear shin guards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Apparently it’s a comfort thing, some players find the socks too tight on their calves. It’s like Paul Sturrock playing with his at his ankles except this way you can still wear shin guards I'm surprised manufacturers don't have a clause in the contracts forbidding this at pain of financial penalty. It's as bad a look for them as it is the players. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Apparently it’s a comfort thing, some players find the socks too tight on their calves. It’s like Paul Sturrock playing with his at his ankles except this way you can still wear shin guards Love how some fabric round their calves is uncomfortable but they have no issue wrapping metres of tape round their legs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Apologies if this has been asked before, but why do some footballers rip holes in their socks? It's to reduce the chance of cramps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Players cutting socks drove the treasurers of Scottish non League clubs mad "Do thae cnuts no ken how much replacing socks costs us?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: Players cutting socks drove the treasurers of Scottish non League clubs mad "Do thae cnuts no ken how much replacing socks costs us?" No worries if they're like one of the posters on here who only wear socks once anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 When I quote posters the text is fully highlighted and it doesn't let me type until I copy it all then I need to delete etc. When I just type a post it keepadding new lines In and my posts be one huge. I'm on a Galaxy S22, any idea what's happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 51 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: When I quote posters the text is fully highlighted and it doesn't let me type until I copy it all then I need to delete etc. When I just type a post it keepadding new lines In and my posts be one huge. I'm on a Galaxy S22, any idea what's happened? I don't know but it happened to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 53 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: When I quote posters the text is fully highlighted and it doesn't let me type until I copy it all then I need to delete etc. When I just type a post it keepadding new lines In and my posts be one huge. I'm on a Galaxy S22, any idea what's happened? Ffs, just 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Ffs again! It also sometimes hits send it goes back when you're mid post resulting in things like that. I'm also on a Galaxy S22, and this seems to have coincided with a recent Android update, so could it be that? @Div not sure if this is something that can be looked at? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 7 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: Ffs again! It also sometimes hits send it goes back when you're mid post resulting in things like that. I'm also on a Galaxy S22, and this seems to have coincided with a recent Android update, so could it be that? @Div not sure if this is something that can be looked at? I have postponed my update, I take it you don't recommend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 7 hours ago, johnnydun said: I have postponed my update, I take it you don't recommend? Every other website seems fine tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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