scottsdad Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 23 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Might work out as less calories if it’s firing out as fast as it’s firing in too. That's the dream. I think I will stick to the stout. I will be like a gatling gun tomorrow but, unlike the bitter, I am a bit less likely to pish the bed/make multiple trips to the bog during the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 25 minutes ago, scottsdad said: That's the dream. I think I will stick to the stout. I will be like a gatling gun tomorrow but, unlike the bitter, I am a bit less likely to pish the bed/make multiple trips to the bog during the night. Bog trips on company time always; even when WFH. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll?Whatever you eventually do, step one should be double bagging them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 52 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Whatever you eventually do, step one should be double bagging them. Already triple bagged with heavy duty ones. I know I'm going to have to open the manhole cover again and feed it in washed down with the hosepipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Next question is can anyone recommend and supply any drugs to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Next question is can anyone recommend and supply any drugs to help. this bloke looks like he's dealt with at least similar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? There is probably a local company that you can contact for clearing drains, especially the stinky ones. They turn up in a stink wagon with a great big hose for clearing it up. They will also take away your stinky bags. In Inverness it is CleanCo. Not sure what your local company will be. Edited November 23, 2022 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: There is probably a local company that you can contact for clearing drains, especially the stinky ones. They turn up in a stink wagon with a great big hose for clearing it up. They will also take away your stinky bags. In Inverness it is CleanCo. Not sure what your local company will be. They'll want paid. Take it to the dump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: They'll want paid. Take it to the dump. Ironically, that's how it all began. Edited November 23, 2022 by jimbaxters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 18:02, Hedgecutter said: Have people here dropped the F-bomb whilst talking to their parents? My 7yo son has! I was sitting on the couch, watching him play Zelda on the Switch. He's on a tricky quest trying to jump between rocks when he suddenly says "oh I fucked that up". I had one of those Bishop Brennan did Ted kick me up the arse moments and he repeated it again. I told him that's not appropriate, he was completely oblivious to its meaning but I admired that he'd used it in the correct context. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 I’d be yeeting the bags of shite into the neighbours bins. That’s what I normally do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 Get the shite on the roses, you'll not regret it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 minute ago, hk blues said: Get the shite on the roses, you'll not regret it. A lovely after dinner surprise on Christmas Day. Stick some on the quality street as well. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: A lovely after dinner surprise on Christmas Day. Stick some on the quality street as well. I said roses, not Roses ETA - anybody who has anything other than After Eights on Christmas Day as an after dinner treat deserves what they get Edited November 23, 2022 by hk blues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 1 hour ago, hk blues said: I said roses, not Roses ETA - anybody who has anything other than After Eights on Christmas Day as an after dinner treat deserves what they get and I said quality street, not Quality Street. Point taken re After Eights though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 8 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: A couple of weeks or so ago I noticed a problem with our drains around the back of the house. There was a dodgy smell and some water on the paving. Like anyone else would do I ignored it and hoped it would go away, but it got to the point where the manhole covers started lifting up. To cut a long story short the drains are clear but I've now got 3 bin bags of shit and tesco double ply paper at the bottom of the garden. The bin men came today but I was too scared to put it out as I know how their machines break this stuff up. It would stink out the street and the angry bin men might try and hunt me down for revenge. What should I do with 3 bags of shitty soggy toilet roll? https://www.biffa.co.uk/business-waste/our-services/unplanned-waste-removal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 29 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.biffa.co.uk/business-waste/our-services/unplanned-waste-removal Don't like the sound of that! @Jacksgranda nothing worse, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 How do islanders survive. It obviously shows my noe over reliance on the Internet but I'm island hopping up North and can't find a site (postcodes supplied usually cover about 70acre, the c***s) and I'm having to drive to terminals to bounce off of ferries WiFi to figure out WTF I'm doing. They probably just stop and ask someone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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