Bert Raccoon Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 19/11/2022 at 10:51, SlipperyP said: B*Witched are Irish, ffs. Why did nobody tell me this before. Vinyl in the bin! What are ye like? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 07:02, Hedgecutter said: Have people here dropped the F-bomb whilst talking to their parents? I started school in middle England for a couple of years before moving to Scotland. Picked up some of the local dialect on my first couple of days without really understanding. My mum told me to tie my laces and i said "f**k off you b*****d." I took a well deserved major skelping for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 On 18/11/2022 at 01:02, Hedgecutter said: Have people here dropped the F-bomb whilst talking to their parents? I was a moderator on a Minecraft server designed for children, that prohibited bad language. We moderated telling people to use language you would use around a six year-old.. Watching chat, a player used “freaking” in the chat. So I turned to my 8 year-old, who wouldn’t even say “darn”, and who was playing Minecraft on the same server next to me. “What do you think of using the word “freaking” on The Sandlot?” She looked over and said “It’s too much like fucking” and then slapped a hand over her mouth…my eyes goggled, and then I just fell over laughing…she turned bright red. She still doesn’t swear, but I know she knows those words! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 26 minutes ago, TxRover said: I was a moderator on a Minecraft server designed for children 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted November 20, 2022 Share Posted November 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Nah, we never played jailbreak… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I’m sure it’s fine. There’s no history of P&B members who are moderators on other forums turning out to be absolutely psychotic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? But then what will you drink whilst striking on Thursday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 Cans of Heineken? , well known im a recovery alcoholic but never resorted to drinking that pish lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 43 minutes ago, scottsdad said: 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? On the basis that the answer to 1) is yes, which of course it is, then go for the stuff that makes the world fall out your arse. You'll have the privacy of your own can to do it on. Please note if your bog is some sort of time portal that takes you back to the arsewipe shortage of 2020, then opposite applies; take a holdall in the can on the chance that it is and then you can steal some too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 50 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Cans of Heineken? , well known im a recovery alcoholic but never resorted to drinking that pish lol Do you go out and tow other alcoholics in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Bairn Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you go out and tow other alcoholics in? Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? A record alcoholic. Like a recovery vehicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? Recovery instead of recovering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: A record alcoholic. Vinyl rather than Guinness World, presumably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 17 minutes ago, Amarillo Bairn said: Don't understand this quote tbh , your actually a usually funny poster, but am I missing something here? It's a joke about your typo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken?If your homebrew is giving you the shits, you need to stop, or sort your game out. PM me bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: 2 questions. 1. I have beer in the fridge, and am working from home tomorrow. Should I neck it tonight? 2. If so, should I drink my homebrew stout (guaranteed the shits), homebrew bitter (ditto) or my cans of Heineken? If your homebrew is giving you the shits, you need to stop, or sort your game out. PM me bro It tastes fantastic though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: It tastes fantastic though. Halfway there then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 22, 2022 Share Posted November 22, 2022 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Halfway there then Might work out as less calories if it’s firing out as fast as it’s firing in too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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