Cairn Terrier Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Every fucking day!Aye, but do you do it….? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 48 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Pretty much this. Not sure why me. If you take the gig do you automatically get the right to use one of those Royal ‘By Appointment to HMQ’ Warrants? Stickers on the side of the van, letterheaded quotations, etc? Should mean you can now charge a tasty premium for all those pesky Monarchists out there. I’d suggest stocking up on the red white and blue paint though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Cairn Terrier said: Aye, but do you do it….? It depends on how regular she is. Gong farmer - Wikipedia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, Cairn Terrier said: Aye, but do you do it….? Many years ago, when I took up service to Her Majesty, a wise mentor took me under his wing. He advised that the work of Her Majesty is never done. I have applied that wisdom throughout my career. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 It depends on how regular she is. Gong farmer - Wikipedia Holy shit…. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Royal Shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Turned onto Princes Street this morning by mistake after an early morning Waverly Station drop off - can I expect a fine? (Turned left at the Mound, realised my mistake, then spun round at the next lights) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said: Turned onto Princes Street this morning by mistake after an early morning Waverly Station drop off - can I expect a fine? (Turned left at the Mound, realised my mistake, then spun round at the next lights) I dont think so, it is bus / tram / bike only there but I dont think there are actually any cameras at that spot anyway. eta - when you say drop off, if you are a taxi you are fine as they are allowed. Edited June 17, 2022 by Leith Green 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 On 14/06/2022 at 10:53, Shandön Par said: Pretty much this. Not sure why me. Have you fallen off the roof of Balmoral yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 If I bought a "print at home" ticket for a gig would the barcode in the email on my phone be fine or do I actually need to print the ticket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 50 minutes ago, Empty It said: If I bought a "print at home" ticket for a gig would the barcode in the email on my phone be fine or do I actually need to print the ticket? Yes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 54 minutes ago, Empty It said: If I bought a "print at home" ticket for a gig would the barcode in the email on my phone be fine or do I actually need to print the ticket? If it's a QR code rather than a barcode it should be fine, but it should say on the email. Got a ferry recently where they said you had to print it because the scanners couldn't read the code off a phone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 6 hours ago, Leith Green said: I dont think so, it is bus / tram / bike only there but I dont think there are actually any cameras at that spot anyway. eta - when you say drop off, if you are a taxi you are fine as they are allowed. Ta, I didn't see any cameras so guessing I'm ok. (Not a taxi - I was dropping off a relative for an early train) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted June 17, 2022 Share Posted June 17, 2022 If it's a QR code rather than a barcode it should be fine, but it should say on the email. Got a ferry recently where they said you had to print it because the scanners couldn't read the code off a phone.Turns out it's a QR code and is fine to just be read off the phone thankfully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 15 hours ago, 101 said: Have you fallen off the roof of Balmoral yet? Different castle m8. I get to enter through a wee Oompa Loompa gate within a bigger gate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Technically I “work” for all of you. Suckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Technically I “work” for all of you. Suckers. You're fired. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Technically I “work” for all of you. Suckers. If 'at's eh case, dee some OT the morn n' fix my gairden wa'. The tap steens hiv become wobbly. Spoiler I have absolutely no idea why I have written that in an Aberdonian accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, GordonD said: You're fired. Motion denied. Get back to not working, Mullarkay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Technically I “work” for all of you. Suckers. On behalf of all of us I’d like to thank you for all your effort in those five minutes a week that you’re not posting on here. Mind you if the quality of the work is anything like the quality of your posts then I take it back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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