mathematics Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 What the f**k are these? IMG_5125.MOV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, mathematics said: What the f**k are these? IMG_5125.MOV It's a Quicktime file. A format GenXers used to share four second thumbnail-sized clips of naked ladies back in the Nineties. So I'm told. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Is it jakey to phone pubs and excitedly ask "Do you really open at 11 the day?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Is it jakey to phone pubs and excitedly ask "Do you really open at 11 the day?" Phone, if they pick up they are open, you don't even need to speak. Edited July 18, 2021 by 101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, 101 said: Phone, if they pick up they are open, you don't even need to speak. I'm going to just heavy breathe down the phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: I'm going to just heavy breathe down the phone. Yeh ideal, although be warned thats an official language of Fife so you might not get served if you do it in the boozer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 50 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Is it jakey to phone pubs and excitedly ask "Do you really open at 11 the day?" A jakey would be banging on the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Is it jakey to phone pubs and excitedly ask "Do you really open at 11 the day?" Is there none that open earlier than that, like at The Barras or The Budgie at the fruit market in Glasgow? It wasn't unusual back in the day to clock in at 7.00am, then jump in a taxi to The Budgie for a curer and back to work about 9.30. Tea break at 10 to 10.30, then some hard graft until hitting The Station Bar at 12.00. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is there none that open earlier than that The only one I would know of is shut for restoration. I'm looking forward to my feet not being glued to the carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Just now, Mr. Alli said: The only one I would know of is shut for restoration. I'm looking forward to my feet not being glued to the carpet. Carpet? You know how to live! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 A circle? Wtf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Has anyone ever heard a Scottish person say "Och aye the noo" in a non ironic way?I sometimes say "Och aye". Normally during or after a stretch for some reason. Have never said the full thing or heard anyone else say it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 47 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Carpet? You know how to live! I say carpet, I just assume it was. It's been Velcro for as long as I've known it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 How much would I be for a 3.5 ton skip for a weekend including a license for the road. Also does it some with one of those handy bit of timber for getting my barrow up *kennwthwiliam.jpg* ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 1 minute ago, invergowrie arab said: How much would I be for a 3.5 ton skip for a weekend including a license for the road. Also does it some with one of those handy bit of timber for getting my barrow up *kennwthwiliam.jpg* ? I paid £180 for a skip and £25 for a permit (Fife Council) two years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: How much would I be for a 3.5 ton skip for a weekend including a license for the road. Also does it some with one of those handy bit of timber for getting my barrow up *kennwthwiliam.jpg* ? You’d be better asking a skip company. They’ll want to know what you’re putting in it, if it’s just soil it will be a bit cheaper. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: You’d be better asking a skip company. They’ll want to know what you’re putting in it, if it’s just soil it will be a bit cheaper. Obviously but given none of them have prices on their website and I have to write off for a quote like it's the 80s I thought I would ask on here first. It would be soil/rubble and possibly a medium to large woman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Obviously but given none of them have prices on their website and I have to write off for a quote like it's the 80s I thought I would ask on here first. It would be soil/rubble and possibly a medium to large woman You could probably punt the woman separately and cover the cost of the skip. @Dee Man might have some advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Just now, invergowrie arab said: Obviously but given none of them have prices on their website and I have to write off for a quote like it's the 80s I thought I would ask on here first. It would be soil/rubble and possibly a medium to large woman All biodegradable/suitable for landfill so that will help. Honestly, just phoning them is the easiest. Skip prices have shot up in recent years so don’t be surprised if they’re costly; also don’t be surprised if there’s a big variation in quotes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 16 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: How much would I be for a 3.5 ton skip 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You’d be better asking a skip company. You can't buy advice like this, you really can't. 4 minutes ago, Rugster said: You could probably punt the woman separately and cover the cost of the skip. @Dee Man might have some advice. Sorry, I charge for my body disposal advice now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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