Bairnardo Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 What's the best organ? A) The Brain B) The Lungs C) The Liver D) The Mouth E) The Bladder F) The Kidneys E) The Heart F) The Stomach G) The Intestines The organ donor..A heart of dead, available gold they have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Monday 13th July said: I wouldn't accept a heart replacement from a bike user. Although I suspect all bike users would opt-out of the mandatory scheme given their hatred towards everyone bar themselves. edit to add: I thought one of the more echogenic forum members would have picked up the mouth organ joke by now. The Alabama Sax? Would be my #2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 They prefer gas cookers to electric because In Alabama they love the Governor, boo, boo,boo! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Monday 13th July said: I don't understand the joke. It's an oven joke but my cake ain't baking. Explain because black lives matter. In some places the dial on the gas oven is known as the governor. And I was qouting a well known popular song about Alabama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Neil Young beat Lynyrd Skynyrd lyrically and melodically tbh.They're both great songs though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, Monday 13th July said: Both beat Kid Rock. Well, duh. You are better than this Grahame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 I was going to pipe up with a church organ but the joke’s been stolen with the hamster! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Monday 13th July said: Are you on an 'E'? You look like a Henry Hoover who's wife left him for a younger man, and has started listening to Badly Drawn Boy. Lies, I would never listen to Badly Drawn Boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 I’ve heard that Moira loved the organ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 (edited) A young mouse went into a Music shop to buy a mouse organ, only to find the last one had been sold that day, "to a little mouse just like you."[emoji193] Spoiler "Oh," he said, "that'll be our Monica." Badoom, and indeed tish. Edited July 21, 2020 by WhiteRoseKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 My grandad told me he used to play the organ in the local cinema. (Piss off, Kenneth!) I asked him what kind it was and he said, "Well, it's, er..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 3 hours ago, GordonD said: My grandad told me he used to play the organ in the local cinema. (Piss off, Kenneth!) I asked him what kind it was and he said, "Well, it's, er..." He was a lazy git, the earliest he would rise from his pit was for a matinee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Are there any shops in Dundee city centre that sell proper Forfar bridies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Are there any shops in Dundee city centre that sell proper Forfar bridies?Hopefully not. Massively overhyped shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 1 hour ago, H Wragg said: Are there any shops in Dundee city centre that sell proper Forfar bridies? Your best bet is probably Niccolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Your best bet is probably Niccolls. This is an outstanding bakery. The sausage rolls are fucking ace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Hopefully not. Massively overhyped shite. I had a Forfar Bridie at Station Park , Forfar before the Dons cuffed them 4-nil in the Scottish Cup about 7 or 8 years ago. It was fvkking superb. Nice and peppery. Pretty big too. Some of the Forfar loons on here might know which bakers supplied Forfar Athletic with their bridies at that time. Whoever it was.....that’s my answer to the original question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 1 hour ago, A96 said: I had a Forfar Bridie at Station Park , Forfar before the Dons cuffed them 4-nil in the Scottish Cup about 7 or 8 years ago. It was fvkking superb. Nice and peppery. Pretty big too. Some of the Forfar loons on here might know which bakers supplied Forfar Athletic with their bridies at that time. Whoever it was.....that’s my answer to the original question. The two Bridie shops are near Station Park- McLaren's and Saddlers. I can't remember which one supplies Forfar Athletic though. On a similar topic the pies you get at non League grounds are 1) cheaper and 2) far better quality than the shite you get in the SPFL. I had a smashing pie at Kirrie Thistle last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Just now, tamthebam said: The two Bridie shops are near Station Park- McLaren's and Saddlers. I have ranked both and can confirm that they are equally rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I have ranked both and can confirm that they are equally rank. I remember Starks being famous for its pink doughnuts (according to Kenneth Williams) but I don't think you get them any more- when did they disappear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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