Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I need some garden fire. Leaning towards a chimnea. Any recommendations? Good plan. Your family will be able to cremate you in it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: I've never got the attraction of non-barbecue garden based fires. The window of days where it's dry, cold enough you need a fire but not so cold you can't sit still are so small in this country you'd need to own the thing for about seven centuries before you can say you've had your money's worth. Cos fire is fucking class. Also, if there is a fire, I will cook something on it. Also, I can incinerate stuff with it (not bodies*) *probably some bodies but not many. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I need some garden fire. Leaning towards a chimnea. Any recommendations? Burgundy bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I use mine as a barbecue and simply because I enjoy chopping stuff up with a big axe and burning it. Is that a crime? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Lionel Hutz’s closing line as Denis Nilsen’s defence lawyer in the murder trial 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Thinking about something like thishttps://www.lahacienda.co.uk/product/stonehurst-fireplace/Any of you judgemental b*****ds see any problems with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Thinking about something like this https://www.lahacienda.co.uk/product/stonehurst-fireplace/ Any of you judgemental b*****ds see any problems with that? Glad to oblige. Could always be a competitor's review of course. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hacienda-Stonehurst-Steel-Outdoor-Fireplace/dp/B07BHQVTP6?th=1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Got a terracotta chimnea, gets used about once a year, waste of time. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Glad to oblige. Could always be a competitor's review of course. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hacienda-Stonehurst-Steel-Outdoor-Fireplace/dp/B07BHQVTP6?th=1 FYI in future I generally just like to be told what I want to hear in these scenarios. 15 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got a terracotta chimnea, gets used about once a year, waste of time. IMO. You have a more efficient crematorium for the boys victims? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Thinking about something like this https://www.lahacienda.co.uk/product/stonehurst-fireplace/ Any of you judgemental b*****ds see any problems with that? Looks like a glorified toast rack, more style over substance. Go with the traditional clay chimnea if it's proper heat you are after, it'll 'weather' better too & be a nice decorative ornament when the novelty wears off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Looks like a glorified toast rack, more style over substance. Go with the traditional clay chimnea if it's proper heat you are after, it'll 'weather' better too & be a nice decorative ornament when the novelty wears off. Well I for one am glad that I definitely, definitely didnt go ahead and order this lastnight after that scathing review.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Silverton End said: Looks like a glorified toast rack, more style over substance. Go with the traditional clay chimnea if it's proper heat you are after, it'll 'weather' better too & be a nice decorative ornament when the novelty wears off. Well I for one am glad that I definitely, definitely didnt go ahead and order this lastnight after that scathing review.... Happy to help bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Happy to help bro Yeah, I ordered it I do like toast tho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Toast racks are excellent. @Rugster is quite right about a cool bit of toast and there's nothing like a toast rack for achieving toast nirvana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Toast racks are excellent. [mention=1852]Rugster[/mention] is quite right about a cool bit of toast and there's nothing like a toast rack for achieving toast nirvana. As if it couldn’t get worse for Rugster, you’ve endorsed his oddball ways. He’ll probably have a rethink now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Cold bits of toast!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, NJ2 said: As if it couldn’t get worse for Rugster, you’ve endorsed his oddball ways. He’ll probably have a rethink now. Not that it was ever that difficult anyway, but if there is an easy route into Mrs Par's knickers it's toast left to cool on a rack, served with plenty of butter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Not that it was ever that difficult anyway, but if there is an easy route into Mrs Par's knickers it's toast left to cool on a rack, served with plenty of butter. Have you run out of lubrication? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Have you run out of lubrication?Nope. He's just not pushing the right buttons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Not that it was ever that difficult anyway, but if there is an easy route into Mrs Par's knickers it's toast left to cool on a rack, served with plenty of butter. Then just say that, don’t kid on you like it (the cold toast, I mean) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Cold bits of toast!?Exactly, Gav! These people are strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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