welshbairn Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Any glass coffee tables involved? Certainly not, that was only at the first night party, and it was a complete lie anyway I was told to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Just like a general MOT?Pretty much. Took 20 minutes or so. Blood taken, spoke about a few things. Weight n height taken , did take heart rate n check pulse. I'd presume though if I had family issues regarding the heart I'd probably of been able to get this looked at. ( could be wrong) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Correct. Your marriage is a tragedy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 21 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Ah right. I was thinking about splurging on one of those measure everything private tests you can get for about £300 just to see how I'm ticking along. I'd do one of these Well Man things they do at some surgeries, and if there's anything left you're worried about it should be a lot less than £300. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 28 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Ah right. I was thinking about splurging on one of those measure everything private tests you can get for about £300 just to see how I'm ticking along. "Right, boxers down..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Ah right. I was thinking about splurging on one of those measure everything private tests you can get for about £300 just to see how I'm ticking along. £300 to be told to stop smoking and drinking? Bargain! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: £300 to be told to stop smoking and drinking? Bargain! Doctor "I'm afraid you'll have to stop masturbating, Serge" Sergeant Wilson: "But why Doctor?" Doctor: "Because I'm trying to examine you .." 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 What is Western Australias issue with the timing of the Holiday in the rest of the Country last week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Is it just me or is P&B down more than its online just now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 What does a player receive for winning MotM in the EPL? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said: What does a player receive for winning MotM in the EPL? Probably a container of solid platinum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Pringles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 11 hours ago, Empty It said: Is it just me or is P&B down more than its online just now It's not just you, it's getting mentioned a fair bit. Mine even had the audacity to twice give me an error code while I was reading yesterday rather than when I'm changing page or refreshing. It's a pain in the arse. What's the problem @Div 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 WelshblairnBeast found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Probably a container of solid platinum. Or hand sanitiser. Whichever is more expensive at the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: What does a player receive for winning MotM in the EPL? In mid 1990s, Pars players got a big Mizuno kit bag, thanks to a sponsorship with the local sports shop. Jackie Macnamara (who was sensational for us when he first broke through and won MotM every week) had to ask them to stop giving them to him as his parents' house was starting to overflow with giant kit bags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 'Convoy System' contraflows at road works - why? What's the extra benefit? I went through a contraflow on the way to Dunfermline yesterday (think the wee place is called Crossford) which was only about 400m long, and controlled by temporary lights. But, on top of that, there was a dude in a 'Control Van' shuttling back and forward at the front of the traffic every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 It's not just you, it's getting mentioned a fair bit. Mine even had the audacity to twice give me an error code while I was reading yesterday rather than when I'm changing page or refreshing. It's a pain in the arse. What's the problem [mention=1]Div[/mention] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 13 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: What does a player receive for winning MotM in the EPL? Once the panic buying has stopped and the shortage is over, they'll get the complete toilet roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 17 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: What does a player receive for winning MotM in the EPL? I saw Gilmour being interviewed by what I imagine is Chelsea TV after the match and they asked him what it was he got for MotM. Gilmours reply was "it's like a wee kinda trophy thing". People say we're tin pot up here, but I'd far rather be handed a pizza, caramel wafer or glass cheque for my MotM performance than a wee kinda trophy thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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