Sergeant Wilson Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 A tramp just asked me to buy him a meal deal, is this a new phenomenon? For future reference, what is the protocol in such circumstances? Do I choose, or take him in and let him browse? Should I make recommendations re healthy eating, or even tell him he'd be better off with a hamburger supper? I chose to put my head down and walk on. Fucking meal deal indeed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A tramp just asked me to buy him a meal deal, is this a new phenomenon? For future reference, what is the protocol in such circumstances? Do I choose, or take him in and let him browse? Should I make recommendations re healthy eating, or even tell him he'd be better off with a hamburger supper? I chose to put my head down and walk on. Fucking meal deal indeed! Walkers ready salted, plain ham, Evian 500ml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Walkers ready salted, plain ham, Evian 500ml You say that, but I don't want sent back in to change it, I've not got all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 30 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Asked there already, but I'm not sure when Mr.X is usually online. No idea about Amazon insurance, but if it's mainly the files you're worried about, you can get these wee dongles online. Just remove the hard drive from your old machine, plug it in to another machine using the cable, and (with a bit of Windows jiggery-pokery that someone on here can help you with), you'll have access to all your old files. Opening the PC might void your warranty, though. You could always just send the hard drive to me and I'll rescue your data. Mwahaha. Nah, seriously, I'd do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 16 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: No idea about Amazon insurance, but if it's mainly the files you're worried about, you can get these wee dongles online. Just remove the hard drive from your old machine, plug it in to another machine using the cable, and (with a bit of Windows jiggery-pokery that someone on here can help you with), you'll have access to all your old files. Opening the PC might void your warranty, though. You could always just send the hard drive to me and I'll rescue your data. Mwahaha. Nah, seriously, I'd do it. I had this problem last August when my old PC's hard drive failed and did that. I think the only things I lost were about four pictures of The Twilight Sad from 2015, which I found equally strange and annoying. In this case I also tried taking out the hard drive but it's a really strange internal set-up. I was about to say it looks like the HDD and graphics card are behind a thing that looks like it's riveted shut, but looking for a picture there it seems like a flap that opens. Anyway, opening it shouldn't void anything surely, there's literally two screws holding one of the sides on and they don't have security seals or anything. I'm also currently posting on the computer in question, I put some new thermal paste on the CPU when I took it apart and was having a look around and it seems to be running fine right now. Better get backing up for the first time in my life. I think I should manage with all the porn, my cookie clicker save, my 2008-09 MSN chat logs and my unpublished literary masterpieces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I had this problem last August when my old PC's hard drive failed and did that. I think the only things I lost were about four pictures of The Twilight Sad from 2015, which I found equally strange and annoying. In this case I also tried taking out the hard drive but it's a really strange internal set-up. I was about to say it looks like the HDD and graphics card are behind a thing that looks like it's riveted shut, but looking for a picture there it seems like a flap that opens. Anyway, opening it shouldn't void anything surely, there's literally two screws holding one of the sides on and they don't have security seals or anything. I'm also currently posting on the computer in question, I put some new thermal paste on the CPU when I took it apart and was having a look around and it seems to be running fine right now. Better get backing up for the first time in my life. I think I should manage with all the porn, my cookie clicker save, my 2008-09 MSN chat logs and my unpublished literary masterpieces. Thank f**k the deadpool is on google drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Thank f**k the deadpool is on google drive. Bit of a pain trying to update it on a small laptop screen, so I'm quite glad I'm seemingly back in business. Haven't even started compiling the PMs I've had yet. I've said before though that the main reason I put it on there was for this very reason. Well, that or me dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 A tramp just asked me to buy him a meal deal, is this a new phenomenon? For future reference, what is the protocol in such circumstances? Do I choose, or take him in and let him browse? Should I make recommendations re healthy eating, or even tell him he'd be better off with a hamburger supper? I chose to put my head down and walk on. Fucking meal deal indeed!I suppose he was honest about what he wanted rather than needing money for the bus... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I have just recently finished perusing my local Tesco establishment and had loaded the bags into the car. As I walked over to the empty trolley bay, a slightly older milfy lady was about to offload her trolley. Being the gentleman, I let her off load hers first before a slid my trolley into the rear of hers. She watched this happening and then gave me a look like this: No question here. I’m just letting everyone know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have just recently finished perusing my local Tesco establishment and had loaded the bags into the car. As I walked over to the empty trolley bay, a slightly older milfy lady was about to offload her trolley. Being the gentleman, I let her off load hers first before a slid my trolley into the rear of hers. She watched this happening and then gave me a look like this: No question here. I’m just letting everyone know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Funnily enough, that’s the look I gave her back. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I have just recently finished perusing my local Tesco establishment and had loaded the bags into the car. As I walked over to the empty trolley bay, a slightly older milfy lady was about to offload her trolley. Being the gentleman, I let her off load hers first before a slid my trolley into the rear of hers. She watched this happening and then gave me a look like this: No question here. I’m just letting everyone know. CCTV captured you waving your MILF goodbye... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 15 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Losing a lot of my evening to this. Best I've managed is 4 degrees of separation. https://oracleofbacon.org/ I hate you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Losing a lot of my evening to this. Best I've managed is 4 degrees of separation. https://oracleofbacon.org/ Wow, I don't think I've seen that website in about twenty years. Joe D'Amato has a Bacon score of infinity. Jesus/Jess Franco isn't even listed. Everyone else I tried linked to him through Frank Welker (aka Scooby Doo), who appears to be the conduit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I have just recently finished perusing my local Tesco establishment and had loaded the bags into the car. As I walked over to the empty trolley bay, a slightly older milfy lady was about to offload her trolley. Being the gentleman, I let her off load hers first before a slid my trolley into the rear of hers. She watched this happening and then gave me a look like this: No question here. I’m just letting everyone know.Not the thread to be posting this in then, is it?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 3 hours ago, NJ2 said: Not the thread to be posting this in then, is it?! He posts where he wants. He posts where he wants. Melanius Mullarkey, He posts where he wants. (except in the Juniors) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 What's the best snooker club in Dundee?We went to a new one last night and it was really good. Can't remember the name of it but just wondering what the top club is in terms of quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, pandarilla said: What's the best snooker club in Dundee? I usually use a 9 iron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Have been doing my family tree for a while, and recently found this chap. Just wondering what the f**k he has got on his head. So far, all I can think of is that Stephen Hunt has a time machine, and kneed him in the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Have been doing my family tree for a while, and recently found this chap. Just wondering what the f**k he has got on his head. So far, all I can think of is that Stephen Hunt has a time machine, and kneed him in the head. Fez? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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