hearthammer Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: My nicest white shirt has a nasty grey mark on the tip of one collar in dull light, yet in decent daylight it disappears (the mark, not the shirt as that would be even more annoying). Wtf is this all about? ... and no, it's not a shadow. Times like these, you'd wish you'd swallowed Just a wee joke, chief 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Just a wee joke, chief Sounds more like a cum joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Sounds more like a cum joke. Mais non, i was thinking red wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Maybe I missed it as I’ve been out drinking and shagging all weekend (half truth) but how come there isn’t a thread on incidents that occurred in London over the weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Maybe I missed it as I’ve been out drinking and shagging all weekend (half truth) but how come there isn’t a thread on incidents that occurred in London over the weekend? Got split into different threads, a bit randomly https://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/122311-things-you-want-to-share-with-pb/&do=findComment&comment=13347584 https://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/262933-general-election-2019/&do=findComment&comment=13347514 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 13 hours ago, Muzza81 said: Maybe I missed it as I’ve been out drinking and shagging all weekend (half truth) So you're lying about the drinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 54 minutes ago, GordonD said: So you're lying about the drinking? Okay, Gordon. They were both a lie. Are you happy now?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Muzza81 said: Okay, Gordon. They were both a lie. Are you happy now?! No, I'm feeling a bit low, actually. It was ten years ago today that my mum died. But thanks for raising the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzza81 Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: No, I'm feeling a bit low, actually. It was ten years ago today that my mum died. But thanks for raising the point. Hope she’s okay. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, Muzza81 said: Hope she’s okay. Stable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Stable. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Some arsehole has gone round my local area (Battlefield) booting off wing mirrors. Police were called but he got away. Is there any point in reporting the damage to my motor to them, since dozens of other motors got tanned and I can't claim on my insurance? (well I can, but there's no point!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Some arsehole has gone round my local area (Battlefield) booting off wing mirrors. Police were called but he got away. Is there any point in reporting the damage to my motor to them, since dozens of other motors got tanned and I can't claim on my insurance? (well I can, but there's no point!)Yeah, if you don't report him then come back on here to tell us you did it, we will be left in perpetual ambiguity about whether you are a grass or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 6 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Some arsehole has gone round my local area (Battlefield) booting off wing mirrors. Police were called but he got away. Is there any point in reporting the damage to my motor to them, since dozens of other motors got tanned and I can't claim on my insurance? (well I can, but there's no point!) Yeah, if you don't report him then come back on here to tell us you did it, we will be left in perpetual ambiguity about whether you are a grass or not. Is everyone who reports a crime a grass? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Some arsehole has gone round my local area (Battlefield) booting off wing mirrors. Police were called but he got away. Is there any point in reporting the damage to my motor to them, since dozens of other motors got tanned and I can't claim on my insurance? (well I can, but there's no point!)The more reports there are, the more likely the rozzers might put out extra patrols. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Is everyone who reports a crime a grass? Only a grass would need to ask that question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Is everyone who reports a crime a grass?Did I say that?This defensiveness is worrying me. Moving you up to level 4, increased likelihood of grass. Be prepared. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Moving you up to level 4, increased likelihood of grass. That's what we need, a grass scale. Maybe with Boris's partner as 0 and Lee Wallace as 10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Fucking hell. Was only a joke m9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Who remembers the disgusting fizzy grot that was Tab Clear? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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