tamthebam Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is there some kind of Chinese convention in Edinburgh? I’m on a flight to Heathrow and it’s 99.9% Chinese folk. There are a lot of Chinese students at the Yooni. Freshers' Week was last week. Perhaps its Mr and Mrs Honest and in no way Corrupt Party Cadre flying back after seeing off their offspring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 talking of Melanius talking of the Chinese does this Trump/Mao mashup remind P&Bers of any particular O.G. scoring mushroom supper eating deviants? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 If anyone is looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be at the Royal Society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If anyone is looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be at the Royal Society. Do you have to bring your own mop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: Do you have to bring your own mop? Cruel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If anyone is looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be at the Royal Society. Quote The Royal Society is a Fellowship of many of the world's most eminent scientists What the f**k are you doing there then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: What the f**k are you doing there then? "Mister Mullarkey, when we invited you to present your paper on greener concrete, we thought you were suggesting a means of mitigating its massive contribution to global warming, not making it match the colour of your trousers. You stupid boy." Edited September 19, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 If anyone is looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be at the Royal Society.If you were ever president you would have been a pointless answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 He’s giving a talk on scoring own goals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 He’s giving a talk on scoring own goals.Cumulative enviromental impact of firing up a standard household cooker each time a 40 a day smoker wants a tab was what I heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He’s giving a talk on scoring own goals. Cumulative enviromental impact of firing up a standard household cooker each time a 40 a day smoker wants a tab was what I heard. The toaster is just as effective at lighting a tab. Maybe he could do another phd comparing the impact of both? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 48 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The toaster is just as effective at lighting a tab. Maybe he could do another phd comparing the impact of both? The cooker is fine when it's a brand-new cigarette he's lighting. When it's a dout picked out of the gutter it can lead to loss of eyebrows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: If anyone is looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be at the Royal Society. Edinburgh Hospital FTFY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: What the f**k are you doing there then? Body double for Stephen Hawking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 On 19/09/2019 at 00:15, Melanius Mullarkey said: If anyone is looking for me tomorrow, I’ll be at the Royal Society. .. and where will you be if nobody is looking for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 27 minutes ago, Fullerene said: .. and where will you be if nobody is looking for you? Portugal. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Is there a decent taxi app that works in Glasgow (that isn't Uber)?I use Mytaxi/Free now in Dublin which is a piece of piss to use but apparently that isn't used in Glasgow. I can't bring myself to the indignity of phoning someone/paying cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Is there a decent taxi app that works in Glasgow (that isn't Uber)? I use Mytaxi/Free now in Dublin which is a piece of piss to use but apparently that isn't used in Glasgow. I can't bring myself to the indignity of phoning someone/paying cash. Hampden Cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Is there a decent taxi app that works in Glasgow (that isn't Uber)?I use Mytaxi/Free now in Dublin which is a piece of piss to use but apparently that isn't used in Glasgow. I can't bring myself to the indignity of phoning someone/paying cash.Glasgow Private Hire. Maybe a wee bit beak as an extra too. If that’s your sort of thing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Anyone used this Alibaba site to buy stuff? I is it safe. Want these pallet hinges to make raised beds. https://m-alibaba-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/m.alibaba.com/amp/showroom/pallet-collar-hinge.html?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#aoh=15695836746614&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From %1%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.alibaba.com%2Fshowroom%2Fpallet-collar-hinge.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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