Brother Blades Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Toothpaste overnight. Don’t use it in normal everyday life, so why now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Don’t use it in normal everyday life, so why now? At least your honking breath will divert attention away from your plook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) Toothpaste is a myth for your spots is it not? It's only Tuesday. Leave the spot it should be gone by Saturday. Edited August 20, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except polio. (Ripped from family guy) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 At least your honking breath will divert attention away from your plook.Good point, how do I explain away my shit personality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Except polio. (Ripped from family guy)Also, Steroids. Ripped from somewhere else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Also, Steroids. Ripped from somewhere else. That doesn't make sense though, does it?Steroids (apparently) make you stronger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 53 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Don’t use it in normal everyday life, so why now? Don't put toothpaste on it. Leave it til Thursday, then try and squeeze it when there's an actual head on it. If you try too soon you'll just make it worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Is Biactol still a thing? I remember my acne ridden uncle had it in his bathroom and I inexplicably used it to wash my face. The pain was not dissimilar to what I imagine an acid attack victim has to endure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 On 19/08/2019 at 14:15, Melanius Mullarkey said: Found this egg in the front garden this morning. What kind is it? About 30-40mm lengthwise. Pure white with some shit inside it. Pigeon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: What’s the best/quickest way to get rid of a massive plook (not yet ripe) that’s bubbling up on my nose? My son gets married on Saturday & don’t want to appear like John Merrick in the pics. Any (sensible) suggestions? As an aside, I used to be a plooky teenager, but now have fairly healthy skin & haven’t encountered a spot / boil for the last 20 years. You’re gonna need a knife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Brother Blades said: What’s the best/quickest way to get rid of a massive plook (not yet ripe) that’s bubbling up on my nose? My son gets married on Saturday & don’t want to appear like John Merrick in the pics. Any (sensible) suggestions? As an aside, I used to be a plooky teenager, but now have fairly healthy skin & haven’t encountered a spot / boil for the last 20 years. Your wife’s make up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 What’s the best/quickest way to get rid of a massive plook (not yet ripe) that’s bubbling up on my nose? My son gets married on Saturday & don’t want to appear like John Merrick in the pics. Any (sensible) suggestions?As an aside, I used to be a plooky teenager, but now have fairly healthy skin & haven’t encountered a spot / boil for the last 20 years. Your wife’s make up. @Brother Blades If she has skincare products rather than make up, then salicylic acid is good for spots. Dab a wee bit on the plook with a cotton pad. Failing that, Sudacrem is pretty good too but watch it doesn't rub off onto your pillow at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Your wife’s make up. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Cheer up, BB; one of our resident Photoshop experts will be able to retroactively sort out your plukey nose, nae bather. Nobody will be any the wiser. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I've had what I think is conjunctivitis for over a week and a half and eye drop antibiotics aren't helping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've had what I think is conjunctivitis for over a week and a half and eye drop antibiotics aren't helping. If it makes you feel better, the ladies love a pirate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 That doesn't make sense though, does it?Steroids (apparently) make you stronger. Yes, and there’s been cases of people dying from steroid abuse - therefore, “what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Yes, and there’s been cases of people dying from steroid abuse - therefore, “what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.”I can't let this slide. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.Except steroids... Doesn't work. If they've killed you then they've killed you. If they've not, they've made you stronger. It only works when the 'except' thing is something that doesn't kill you but actually makes you weaker.... Like polio! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 53 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I've had what I think is conjunctivitis for over a week and a half and eye drop antibiotics aren't helping. You have what you think is conjunctivitis ? Have you considered getting a second opinion ?....... maybe from a doctor ? Alternatively , do a swap with Brotherblades. You can give him your eye drops to see if they get rid of his plooks. And you can pretend to be his wife. If you're convincing enough , your conjunctivitis'll be the least of your worries 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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