101 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Wasnt really sure where to put this, but as I just read the spiel on BBC ablut Wolves disallowed goal there.... Seemingly the new rule is that any goal scored or created with use of an arm, whether accidental or not, will be disallowed. Fancy way of saying if it hits your arm it is a foul end of story. Thats all well and good but unless I am behind here, thats not the rule for the defending team is it? So are we not in IMO the utterly ridiculous position of defining a foul differently based purely on whether you are the attacking or defending team? What is it about handball that turns football authorities into absolute incompetents? What if you defend a cross and its hits your arm as you jump which starts the attack, is it a deffensive handball because you clear the ball or is it an attacking handball because you start a counter attack. Its a total farce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Adam101 said: What if you defend a cross and its hits your arm as you jump which starts the attack, is it a deffensive handball because you clear the ball or is it an attacking handball because you start a counter attack. Its a total farce You've just made me annoyed now remembering that cup final where Bobo Balde, playing for the perennially hard done-by local team, punched a clearance upfield to set up Larsson for the equaliser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Why do punters at festivals (& other large public events) think it's a hilarious must do to get a picture taken with a copper? Especially if they can get a 'shot' of their hat? It's not like seeing a police officer is an unusual occurrence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Why do punters at festivals (& other large public events) think it's a hilarious must do to get a picture taken with a copper? Especially if they can get a 'shot' of their hat? It's not like seeing a police officer is an unusual occurrence.Especially when its widely known that All Cops are b*****ds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Wasnt really sure where to put this, but as I just read the spiel on BBC ablut Wolves disallowed goal there.... Seemingly the new rule is that any goal scored or created with use of an arm, whether accidental or not, will be disallowed. Fancy way of saying if it hits your arm it is a foul end of story. Thats all well and good but unless I am behind here, thats not the rule for the defending team is it? So are we not in IMO the utterly ridiculous position of defining a foul differently based purely on whether you are the attacking or defending team? What is it about handball that turns football authorities into absolute incompetents? I must really be missing something here. If an attacker handles the ball, accidental or not, and it goes in the net then the goal is disallowed. I don't see anything wrong with that. If a defender handles the ball, accidental or not, and it goes in the net then it's a goal, unless the ref has already blown for a penalty. Where's the difficulty in that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 What is that "smell" in every fucking Marks and Spencers you go into? Its been the same for years. And im not talking about the pishy old person smell either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 45 minutes ago, GordonD said: I must really be missing something here. If an attacker handles the ball, accidental or not, and it goes in the net then the goal is disallowed. I don't see anything wrong with that. If a defender handles the ball, accidental or not, and it goes in the net then it's a goal, unless the ref has already blown for a penalty. Where's the difficulty in that? No... If an attacker benefits from handball regardless of intention and with zero interpretation, then a goal is disallowed. If a defender benefits from a handball, all sorts of interpretations including intention are applied to see if theres a foul. Pretty clear discrepancy no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: No... If an attacker benefits from handball regardless of intention and with zero interpretation, then a goal is disallowed. If a defender benefits from a handball, all sorts of interpretations including intention are applied to see if theres a foul. Pretty clear discrepancy no? Okay, I get it now. I wasn't aware the ref could still use his judgement where a defender's handball was concerned. (Other than the usual "Is the defender wearing a Celtic top? Yes? Play on!") Edited August 12, 2019 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Well I'm assuming they can. There was all that silhouette pish talk during the summer. Its not straight up if it hits arm its a penalty afaik Okay, I get it now. I wasn't aware the ref could still use his judgement where a defender's handball was concerned. (Other than the usual "Is the defender wearing a Celtic top? Yes? Play on!") 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Mrs just contacted me to say she has lost her phone and could I try and locate it via “find my phone”? QQ therefore is.. has she been pumping a sailor? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs just contacted me to say she has lost her phone and could I try and locate it via “find my phone”? QQ therefore is.. has she been pumping a sailor? There is a cruise ship in the forth just now, best case is she's had her phone pinched by one of them, worst case pumping one of these types: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dele said: A repair technician. Mainly deck repairs (I'm assuming the overseas travel will be to cruise liners) 5 minutes ago, Adam101 said: There is a cruise ship in the forth just now, best case is she's had her phone pinched by one of them, worst case pumping one of these types: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship Case closed. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Dele on shift this week I see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 There is a cruise ship in the forth just now, best case is she's had her phone pinched by one of them, worst case pumping one of these types: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-shipShe’s been pumping a clown for years now tbf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) Story : I cooked a load of broccoli and cauliflower yesterday to have as a side along with a plate of whatever it was. I also made up a packet cheese sauce and put that through it, there was hunners left so it went in a dish and was left on the counter. I reheated* it and had that solely for my tea. Question : my stomach is now killing me and there's lava like substance shooting out of me. Am I going to die? Was it the reheated veg? *1m30s. It was lukewarm. Edited August 14, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dele said: Story : I cooked a load of broccoli and cauliflower yesterday to have as a side along with a plate of whatever it was. I also made up a packet cheese sauce and put that through it, there was hunners left so it went in a dish and was left on the counter. I reheated* it and had that solely for my tea. Question : my stomach is now killing me and there's lava like substance shooting out of me. Am I going to die? Was it the reheated veg? *1m30s. It was lukewarm. Did you reheat the sauce or was that made today? That has caused similar issues for me in the past. All I know for sure is that you will need a joblot of wet wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mrs just contacted me to say she has lost her phone and could I try and locate it via “find my phone”? QQ therefore is.. has she been pumping a sailor? I’m sure it’s just @Bairnardoon his way offshore so nothing new to worry about 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dele said: Story : I cooked a load of broccoli and cauliflower yesterday to have as a side along with a plate of whatever it was. I also made up a packet cheese sauce and put that through it, there was hunners left so it went in a dish and was left on the counter. I reheated* it and had that solely for my tea. Question : my stomach is now killing me and there's lava like substance shooting out of me. Am I going to die? Was it the reheated veg? *1m30s. It was lukewarm. Was it left uncovered ? If so then every fly in your neighborhood will have called in by your kitchen to have a wee taste of your leftovers , and then spew it back up and have a shite on it as well for good measure. And you will die. Maybe not immediately , but if I were you ,I wouldn't bother making any plans for the weekend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, A96 said: Was it left uncovered ? If so then every fly in your neighborhood will have called in by your kitchen to have a wee taste of your leftovers , and then spew it back up and have a shite on it as well for good measure. And you will die. Maybe not immediately , but if I were you ,I wouldn't bother making any plans for the weekend. Awww, he’ll miss Sunday though. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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