Stellaboz Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Claim everything and anything. f**k these companies, shower of c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Advice please. My flight from London to Glasgow was cancelled tomorrow so I took a refund and booked a train. The flight has now been reinstated and I'm being offered the flight again. Am I best just sticking with the train? Or do I have some recourse to get compensation if I went on the flight? You can take your own cans onto the train, therefore take the train, upgrade to first class & claim every bit of compensation for the inconvenience this has caused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: I knew the pickelhaube would come back at last! Do you remember Mr. Bismarck's electric one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-r-cfc Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Was in Toronto at the time with three hours to go until my flight to Heathrow so couldn't really do anything at the time and having just arrived in London, I only have a few hours. Train was non-refundable so I'm just going with that, although it gets me home four hours later. I'll get onto them about it when I'm home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Which poster is @Serious Business an alias of? I’ll guess L4L. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Which poster is [mention=77904]Serious Business[/mention] an alias of? I’ll guess L4L.I was thinking one of Swampy’s creations, based on his implicit opinions about handguns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 8 hours ago, GordonD said: Do you remember Mr. Bismarck's electric one? It made for lovely wallpaper.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 For the life of me I cant manage to contact anyone from DHL parcel. The c***s are having my eyes right out. Can anyone help with this? Not a machine, I actually want to speak to some c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: For the life of me I cant manage to contact anyone from DHL parcel. The c***s are having my eyes right out. Can anyone help with this? Not a machine, I actually want to speak to some c**t Could you do us a 10" Margarita & a 10" Pepperoni please Bairnardo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Savage Henry said: I was thinking one of Swampy’s creations, based on his implicit opinions about handguns. It's clearly xbl. Probably not, but he usually gets named in this sort of discussion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Silverton End said: Could you do us a 10" Margarita & a 10" Pepperoni please Bairnardo? Anytime brother x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 My QQ is- what does Bairnardo have against Monosodium Glutomate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 My QQ is- what does Bairnardo have against Monosodium Glutomate? I don’t think he’s any mates, Monosodium Gluto’s or otherwise. Sorry bairnardo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: For the life of me I cant manage to contact anyone from DHL parcel. The c***s are having my eyes right out. Can anyone help with this? Not a machine, I actually want to speak to some c**t "Hello, yes, the parcel I addressed to Buckingham Palace, the one with powder leaking out of it, wires, and a suspicious ticking noise. That one. Well, I actually meant to address it to Boris Johnson, 10 Downing Street, London so can I recall it?" That should get you talking to a human being. Although not necessarily one from DHL... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Brother Blades said: My QQ is- what does Bairnardo have against Monosodium Glutomate? MSG = Majority Shareholders Group of Falkirk FC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 33 minutes ago, This time Perthshirebell said: To reconcile respect with practicality, what is the optimum speed for a hearse? Anything faster than a bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 To reconcile respect with practicality, what is the optimum speed for a hearse? Most I have seen seem to drive at 20mph in a town/city and about 50mph in a 60 zone or dual carriageway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) I met a guy in a pub a few years ago who told me he used to work for an undertaker and was once given the task of driving a hearse down to Manchester (from Glasgow) to collect a coffin which had been specially made for a family who's grandfather had passed away. Driving back up north late on, he got held up in a major traffic jam around Carlisle and so pulled into a quiet corner of a motorway service area to get some sleep. As the coffin was nicely padded he thought it be good to stretch out inside it! When he awoke in the morning and sat up in the coffin and looked around, he realised two cars had parked either side of the hearse. The expressions on the faces of the occupants of the cars was utterly priceless - especially when he climbed out the coffin, got behind the wheel and proceeded to drive off! Edited August 9, 2019 by ICTJohnboy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 MSG = Majority Shareholders Group of Falkirk FC. I thought you just had a problem with the Michael Schenker Group... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I met a guy in a pub a few years ago who told me he used to work for an undertaker and was once given the task of driving a hearse down to Manchester (from Glasgow) to collect a coffin which had been specially made for a family who's grandfather had passed away. Driving back up north late on, he got held up in a major traffic jam around Carlisle and so pulled into a quiet corner of a motorway service area to get some sleep. As the coffin was nicely padded he thought it be good to stretch out inside it! When he awoke in the morning and sat up in the coffin and looked around, he realised two cars had parked either side of the hearse. The expressions on the faces of the occupants of the cars was utterly priceless - especially when he climbed out the coffin, got behind the wheel and proceeded to drive off! What was the question?[emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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