Stellaboz Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Used to see lorries do this on the opposite side traveling to and from Aberdeen. Sometimes wondered if they were flashing me and kept checking if I'd left my dog lights on or something.I hadn't. I'm not a c**t on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Used to see lorries do this on the opposite side traveling to and from Aberdeen. Sometimes wondered if they were flashing me and kept checking if I'd left my dog lights on or something. I hadn't. I'm not a c**t on the road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Nope, usually driving the work van which my boss made me remove the “flash if you’re horny” sticker from. You don’t live in the U.K. anymore Swarley, right? I say this because overtaken lorry drivers flashing their lights I reckon I see almost every day, whether it’s me being flashed or other drivers.True, I've not lived in the UK for 11 years. But I did live there for 34 years and drove for about 17 of those years. Either things have changed or I've just got a very short memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dog lights!!!Tell me more. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 12 hours ago, 8MileBU said: When you overtake a lorry on the motorway, why do all lorry drivers feel the need to flash their lights at you as if they’re permitting you to pull back over into the outside lane? Do you mean the inside lane? Lorry drivers should only be flashing other lorries once they are past them to let them know they are safe to pull back in. Occasionally it's to let other truckers know there is half a prostitute hanging out the back of their trailer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 14 hours ago, 8MileBU said: When you overtake a lorry on the motorway, why do all lorry drivers feel the need to flash their lights at you as if they’re permitting you to pull back over into the outside lane? Maybe they're hoping you'll flash back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dog lights!!!Tell me more.BARK BARK BARK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Dog lights!!! Tell me more. People put flashing lights on their dog at night. Red ones, green ones, blue ones. I don't bother - prefer mine not to be seen when he's raiding folk's gardens, fighting and generally harassing people and animals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: People put flashing lights on their dog at night. Red ones, green ones, blue ones. I don't bother - prefer mine not to be seen when he's raiding folk's gardens, fighting and generally harassing people and animals. This puts a total new perspective, I hope this fad carries all the way here, I'll be able see the fear in their eyes, bring it on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: This puts a total new perspective, I hope this fad carries all the way here, I'll be able see the fear in their eyes, bring it on! I hope whoever invented dog lights is very rich now. They spotted a way to fleece folk for something they really don't need. My dog took himself off the other night, crossed the water of Leith and went to my mate's house. I got a call to say as well as my daughter staying over (sleepover with his daughter), my dog Renton had now joined them all. No dog light would have made the disobedient wee p***k come back. He runs at about 35mph too so your moped may struggle to keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I hope whoever invented dog lights is very rich now. They spotted a way to fleece folk for something they really don't need. My dog took himself off the other night, crossed the water of Leith and went to my mate's house. I got a call to say as well as my daughter staying over (sleepover with his daughter), my dog Renton had now joined them all. No dog light would have made the disobedient wee p***k come back. He runs at about 35mph too so your moped may struggle to keep up. Your dug Renton is a clever boy! Lets see him run away while I'm driving my 35mph moped at 16 kpm with pure red dead (mostly dead pros) meat tied to the sides. I'm the their father Xmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Boiled or baked haggis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Your dug Renton is a clever boy! Lets see him run away while I'm driving my 35mph moped at 16 kpm with pure red dead (mostly dead pros) meat tied to the sides. I'm the their father Xmas. He'd probably try and shag you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: He'd probably try and shag you. Many dug have before, I have the walk of shame . Ps only joking, you got his number? we could slapchap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, wellfan09 said: Boiled or baked haggis? Its about time you were taken back to the cell young man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, wellfan09 said: Boiled or baked haggis? As long as it's not vegetarian... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 When you overtake a lorry on the motorway, why do all lorry drivers feel the need to flash their lights at you as if they’re permitting you to pull back over into the outside lane? i think this is done by lonely, long distance lorry drivers craving human contact. be nice, flash your hazards back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 How many red dot do you get for 24 period? I've been here for 10 years and only done 2. Mods? I'm going dark -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, GordonD said: As long as it's not vegetarian... Vegetarian haggis is better than the real stuff IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Tynierose said: 15 I think. Platinum lot get 25 Thanks I just tried it out, works good, here we goooo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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