jimmy boo Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 If it doesn't have a walnut on its head and up its arse, I'm not interested. Anyway, does anyone have a recommendation for clear tape (or similar) that'll stick to an unfinished wood surface? I need something for permanently holding signs onto the top of a rough wooden table. Needs to be clear so the text is visible underneath it. Helicopter tape looks perfect, but it's meant for smooth surfaces, so I'm dubious that the adhesive would be any use. Has to be hard-wearing as it'll be a work surface. Best suggestion avoids a walnut up the arse. Thanks lads.I've seen ads on US channels for Gorrila glue/tape. Not sure you can get it here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: I've seen ads on US channels for Gorrila glue/tape. Not sure you can get it here. Yeah, might give that stuff a try. I know there's some kind of super-sticky film that would be perfect, but I've no idea what it's called. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Yeah, might give that stuff a try. I know there's some kind of super-sticky film that would be perfect, but I've no idea what it's called.There's stuff called Parafilm that some modellers use for masking canopies. It's stretchy and looks translucent, not totally clear. I think it's actually made for medical purposes - we sprue-bashers tend to improvise quite a lot.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: ^^^ wants a walnut up the arse Nae luck, champ. Limited quantities, I'm afraid. Only half joking, laminate the sheets and tack them in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Alright, Charlies for everyone. Will give a few of them a try and see how it goes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 That's something I've idly wondered; what do folk use to hold their syrup onto their baldy pate?I just use staples for my extensive collection of toupees. This week I have mostly been sporting a back-combed mullet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 That's something I've idly wondered; what do folk use to hold their syrup onto their baldy pate? The same stuff women use to tape skimpy outfits in place on their bodies?thwres a man in forfar who was badly disfigured in a fire and has the worst wig job i have ever seen. i honestly think it his held on with copious tar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, ah-dee said: thwres a man in forfar who was badly disfigured in a fire and has the worst wig job i have ever seen. i honestly think it his held on with copious tar Afraid it's back to Limerick school for you, buddy. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Afraid it's back to Limerick school for you, buddy.true story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Does anyone know where I could buy some nostalgia football phone cases? 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 42 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Does anyone know where I could buy some nostalgia football phone cases? No, m8. It's a shame, as there's probably a market out there for them too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Hamilton Accies fans can get a further 20% off by supplying their mother's maiden name, date of birth, name of first pet and the three digits off the back of the bank card. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Hamilton Accies staff can get a further 20% off by supplying their mother's maiden name, date of birth, name of first pet and the three digits off the back of the bank card. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 23 hours ago, welshbairn said: Afraid it's back to Limerick school for you, buddy. Can't think of two decent rhymes for 'Forfar', TBF. We can but hope our crispy hero relocates to Nantucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Can't think of two decent rhymes for 'Forfar', TBF. We can but hope our crispy hero relocates to Nantucket. There's a poster on here called Torpar so there's one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Can't think of two decent rhymes for 'Forfar', TBF. We can but hope our crispy hero relocates to Nantucket. 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: There's a poster on here called Torpar so there's one. Or even the word 'torpor' which means a state of apathy or lethargy, which watching Forfar would certainly bring on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) There was an old man from Forfar State of his wig put him into a torpor Over in Brechin They said "it's fuckin reekin" But he's stuck with it cos he's a pauper Edited September 19, 2018 by Margaret Thatcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Heefter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Since when have William hill started doing odds of 52/100 and 78/100? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Since when have William hill started doing odds of 52/100 and 78/100?Presumably, it’s to give you a little less for your money.Why do they offer 6/4 instead of 3/2, though? From what I can think all the rest are reduced to the minimum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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