Bairnardo Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Take a picture and put it on here for a load of internet VLs to enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Can't, we're not allowed mobiles on our office floor. I'd get busted for that.Follow her into the toilet and take a pic there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Just now, D.A.F.C said: 4 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Can't, we're not allowed mobiles on our office floor. I'd get busted for that. Follow her into the toilet and take a pic there. That's genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: How do you tell the HR person in your office that her arse looks great in the jeans she has on today?* *assuming you want to keep your job, that is You could always post her e-mail address here and let the P&B membership bombard her with messages about how lovely her arse is. She'd never know it was down to you. (Assuming she doesn't read this site that is.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: How do you tell the HR person in your office that her arse looks great in the jeans she has on today?* *assuming you want to keep your job, that is Make this face ad she walks past you 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Did St Mirren lose today by any chance? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Did St Mirren lose today by any chance? It's Saturday isn't it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Did St Mirren lose today by any chance? Strange how the forum's performance is inextricably linked to that of the Paisley Barcodes, right enough. Thank fúck they at least scored, or it could be off all weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, Zen Archer said: It's Saturday isn't it? Good point. Thank f**k he doesn't support Dundee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Strange how the forum's performance is inextricably linked to that of the Paisley Barcodes, right enough. Thank fúck they at least scored, or it could be off all weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Any chance of setting up a crowdfund page to try and buy the Real Madrid reserve team? We could then give them to St Mirren and hopefully they would never lose again and the site would stay open on a Saturday night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 First time someone offered me Berocca, I thought it was a sweet. So fired it in my mouth, and a few seconds later, I was frothing at the mouth as if I had rabies. Lovely stuff. i did the same with a steradent when i was about 15 at my grans. delicious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Any P&Bers have ticket purchase history for Fulham FC? My brother and I are going to that London on the 22nd and were planning on going to the game against Watford. Seeing as Watford have sold out their away allocation, they won't put home end tickets on general sale, not even to a pair of Scottish idiots 400 miles away, despite there being empty seats galore. Lunacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Yeah I’ve done that, but I’m not convinced that even the maximum time it gives would be representative. It says I can leave at 6.30am and get there for 8.30am latest, but based on what some people have suggested that wouldn’t be the case. That’s why I was hoping for first hand experience.Are you still on the motorway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Are you still on the motorway?i believe hes at his tea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Why can't I get porn on my phone at half eight in the morning? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Why can't I get porn on my phone at half eight in the morning?Yewtree are close, burn everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 16 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: Any P&Bers have ticket purchase history for Fulham FC? My brother and I are going to that London on the 22nd and were planning on going to the game against Watford. Seeing as Watford have sold out their away allocation, they won't put home end tickets on general sale, not even to a pair of Scottish idiots 400 miles away, despite there being empty seats galore. Lunacy. I went to a Fulham game a number of years ago. Vs Bolton when they were still in the Premier League. I picked up a ticket at face value outside the pub near the train station no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 hour ago, endieinreekie said: Why can't I get porn on my phone at half eight in the morning? Because your wife is cooking your breakfast and can't answer the sex chatline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Why the f**k was somebody taking so many pictures of Liz McColgan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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