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1 hour ago, German Jag said:

Johnny Speight was Alf Garnett.

Steptoe & Son was Ray Galton and Alan Simpson who were credited.

You're right, I had a brain freeze. The US version of Alf was 'All in the Family'.

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15 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


I’m pretty sure every father who has seen this video is fantasising about motor boating that woman at the start. What a tremendous pair.

 

I can hazard a guess, but just for the avoidance of doubt, how does one motor boat a bird?

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I can hazard a guess, but just for the avoidance of doubt, how does one motor boat a bird?


Just plant your face in the breasts and shake your head about whilst making the noise of a motor boat really.

Women with such seductive breasts shouldn’t be anywhere near kids tv!
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Why are only fathers allowed? I’ve, to my knowledge, not fathered any kids (type of thing I’d like to think I’d be made aware tbh) but wouldn’t mind motorboating those diddies. Life’s cruel.

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Why are only fathers allowed? I’ve, to my knowledge, not fathered any kids (type of thing I’d like to think I’d be made aware tbh) but wouldn’t mind motorboating those diddies. Life’s cruel.


Not sure why you would be watching that video if you weren’t showing it to a child tbh but fair enough!
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11 minutes ago, NJ2 said:

Why are only fathers allowed? I’ve, to my knowledge, not fathered any kids (type of thing I’d like to think I’d be made aware tbh) but wouldn’t mind motorboating those diddies. Life’s cruel.

Why shouldn't mothers do it, you couple of homophobes?

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5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I can hazard a guess, but just for the avoidance of doubt, how does one motor boat a bird?

Depends who you're asking. Gunther or WTM it means wrapping her corpse in a carpet with some bricks and dumping it in a loch.

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On 17/06/2018 at 22:14, pandarilla said:

It's a big issue unfortunately.

Schools and councils are finally catching on to what is being called 'the cost of the school day'.

P7 prom is a horrible trap because as a parent it's almost impossible to avoid. The best hope is that the school set down some ground rules to prevent folk going overboard and putting pressure on everyone else.

I was in school last year on day of prom and three quarters of p7 were off. Hair, fake tan, nails done etc.

I asked the depute why, if there kids weren’t in school during the day they were allowed at the ‘prom’.

Stupid amount of money for an hour disco in school hall. Americanisation.

 

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I've just seen a goth over the age of 40. My question is: do the rest of them just die young, or do they look in the mirror one morning and think "get a f***ing grip"?  

P&B goths: have you ever died young? 

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14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

I've just seen a goth over the age of 40. My question is: do the rest of them just die young, or do they look in the mirror one morning and think "get a f***ing grip"?  

P&B goths: have you ever died young? 

There's a goth in my work who must be nearing his 50's. He's only just stopped dying his hair black.  Really nice guy though.

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Why do TV shows and films that have space travel elements always show spaceships with the trustees (fnarr) on the whole time? 

My limited understanding of it is that because space is a vacuum, once you're at your desired speed, you don't need thrust as there are no frictional forces to slow you down. You only then need thrust to change course, speed up  or reverse thrust to slow down/stop.

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Why do TV shows and films that have space travel elements always show spaceships with the trustees (fnarr) on the whole time? 
My limited understanding of it is that because space is a vacuum, once you're at your desired speed, you don't need thrust as there are no frictional forces to slow you down. You only then need thrust to change course, speed up  or reverse thrust to slow down/stop.
Faster than light travel requires the mass on an entire galaxy converted into energy to create and maintain a wormhole, which means a pretty hefty mpg.
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