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1 minute ago, Stellaboz said:


Why clean a broken fridge?

It was already fairly clean as I kept it in a decent state. I was cleaning it yesterday when I broke it (or more accurately I had pretty much finished cleaning it when I broke it).

Tit.

1 minute ago, NorthernJambo said:


Have you managed to get your hands on a working one yet?

Might be getting one tomorrow

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8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

 

This is the answer.

Or they could have diabetes. Or they could have the beginnings of kidney failure.

But its probably dehydration. Tell them to drink more water

Cheers doc.

 

8 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

What is it with St Mirren supporters and their gauche toys?

Her idea...waste of space....i've never been in it.

 

4 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It's a matter of PH balance. They need some alkaline semen to match the acidity of the gin. Straightaway. 

I wouldn't....with yours.

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8 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

Ah, but I won't give away the stupidity in your cleaning method to the PnB masses.

Knob.

If you're referring to how the fridge was broken then I think I've already disclosed that.

You b*****d.

2 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:


Hopefully. I’d be fucked if the fridge in mine broke! Certainly not ideal.

Aye its shite. I almost wept when eating my Coco Shreddies this morning due to the barely chilled milk. Plus I might have to throw away some cheese, an absolutely heartbreaking scenario.

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1 minute ago, Jimmy85 said:

Tie the cheese to a length of rope and hang it out your window like any normal person would in the circumstances.

I fear a neighbour would steal it or it would attract rabid dogs

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1 minute ago, Jimmy85 said:

 

If you’re planning on chucking it anyway then surely you’ve nothing to lose? 

Nothing except my sterling reputation should people think I'm the sort to waste cheese

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15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

If you're referring to how the fridge was broken then I think I've already disclosed that.

You b*****d.

Aye its shite. I almost wept when eating my Coco Shreddies this morning due to the barely chilled milk. Plus I might have to throw away some cheese, an absolutely heartbreaking scenario.

:lol: 

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46 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Was there an animated gif on here once that involved a 'flying' Jim Leishman crashing and bursting into flames?  If it's not just a figment of my imagination, where can it be found?

 

Not animated but...

http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/222206-brechin-city-v-dunfermline-athletic/&do=findComment&comment=9392076

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A jogger ran past me a minute ago. Circled back and came up to shake my hand and say hello. Thought it may be a P&B person who recognised my dog and the fact I’ve got some new loafers on but no, it wasn’t that. He was a nice Greek student lad and wasn’t too disappointed that I wasn’t his idol. Can you guess who he thought I was?

 

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