Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Anyone old enough to remember milk deliveries to the door in the middle of winter will tell you, frozen milk tastes like off milk. The milk is "on ice" as we speak... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 The milk is "on ice" as we speak... You're actually doing this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: You're actually doing this? One cube or two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: One cube or two? There's more than 8 wanks in that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Burn the witch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 One cube or two? Christ almighty. Best of luck but f**k that. How much milk you actually wasting? What's the expected saving here? What's the point basically? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Remember Mini Milks? Use that as a stirrer until you get the required level of milky/sugariness then you still have a cup of tea and at least half a Mini Milk left. And you wouldn't have fucking frozen milk cubes in your freezer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Remember Mini Milks? Use that as a stirrer until you get the required level of milky/sugariness then you still have a cup of tea and at least half a Mini Milk left. And you wouldn't have fucking frozen milk cubes in your freezer. Mini milks were class as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Still are Milk, Strawberry, Chocolate is the ranking imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate is the ranking imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Wouldnt argue as long as milk is 1 Let's have a look. 1 minute ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Milk, Strawberry, Chocolate is the ranking imo. Yep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Ah, the football off season, such a wonderful time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Don't think I've had a mini milk in at least 15 years. My life is shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Anyone old enough to remember milk deliveries to the door in the middle of winter will tell you, frozen milk tastes like off milk. The really old can remember helping to carry crates of frozen school milk into our primary school classroom at 9am. It was then placed beside a radiator in the vague hope that it might melt. It tasted awful (compared with normal), no matter whether or not it had completely melted by the 11am break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Zen Archer said: There's more than 8 wanks in that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Buy a cow and keep it in the fridge, problem sorted, fresh milk on tap straight out the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Well, it's not often that I leap out of bed in the morning, but today was one of those mornings. I now know how Alexander Fleming or the Curies must have felt. My hands were almost trembling as I poured my morning tea and went to the freezer - not the fridge mind - the freezer, for the milk. And there I encountered the first problem.... The colour. I knew frozen milk could take on a slightly yellow hue, but I wasn't expecting piss cubes. No matter, it's all in the mind. I'll crack on. Next problem was getting the cube out the tray. Not as easy as you might think, even with a knife. Of course, with ordinary ice-cubes, a stray cube could skyte off and you could safely ignore it, but you don't really want an unknown quantity of milk defrosting somewhere on your kitchen floor, so I had to exercise caution. Eventually, I was ready... So I dropped it in the cup, and encountered another unforeseen "event". The b*****d just sat there smugly and refused to melt. It took a good 30 seconds of rigorous mashing with the teaknife to get it to dissolve. And finally, after more faffing than I really could be doing with on a Wednesday morning, I was left with a perfectly ordinary looking cup of tea. Despite the piss milk cube refusing to melt, the temperate of the tea was spot-on. The taste, however, could only be described as perfunctory. Certainly better than having no milk or using whitener, or worse still, UHT milk (but there's no demand for that cos it's shite). But not quite as good as using fresh milk. So there you have it. I certainly wouldn't advocate leaping down to Sainsbury's to buy a pack of ice-cube trays (£3.50 for a pack of 2, the fucking rob-dogs) and decanting all 2 litres of milk into them for your morning brew. But, if you have some milk that's on its way out the door and you don't want to waste it, my advice would be to ignore the nay-sayers and prepare some milk cubes. The next time you run out of milk and can't be arsed going to the shop, just pop a milk-cube in your cuppa and you're good to go. Just tell any other members of your household what you're doing in case they find them in the freezer and wonder what the hell you get up to when left alone in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 [emoji1] best thing on here since Tony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 You should have your own show.Just you, buggering about with daft ideas, trying them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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