The_Kincardine Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 (edited) So we all know that when you microwave a pie/bridie/sausage roll/pasty they go soggy. Right? This is just how the world works. Now I have 3 hungry teenagers in the hoose so need to stock the freezer with 'stuff' that they need an hour after eating a dinner that would choke a horse as the poor wee waifs are hungry. I road-tested Pukka Pies' microwave steak pie and, my God, they are crispy after 3 minutes in the microwave: So, is this the product of modern chemistry or, as I suspect, some sort of evil sorcery? Edited September 11, 2016 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 That looks shit. Literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Is there a way to recharge the supernatural properties of a magic hat which has stopped working? Asking for a mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 What's a chipsteak? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 9 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: What's a chipsteak? Like a deep fried burger IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Thanks, seen it pop up a few times now and none the wiser. Googled it but unsurprisingly got images of chips and a steak in my short research. Good people of PnB come in handy once again. Will need to try one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Still no sign of @Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 On 9/2/2016 at 11:04, Shandon Par said: Does anyone have any tips on how to be less pish at Squash? I like my opponent so punching him is out. Earlier in the month, a number of wise P&B contributors offered some interesting advice on non-violent ways for me to gain the upper hand. In the two meetings since I have won. Week 1 - he forgot his contact lenses. Week 2 - he turned up drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Earlier in the month, a number of wise P&B contributors offered some interesting advice on non-violent ways for me to gain the upper hand. In the two meetings since I have won. Week 1 - he forgot his contact lenses. Week 2 - he turned up drunk. Shands, never doubt the mystical powers of P&Bl Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 20 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Shands, never doubt the mystical powers of P&Bl Grimbo As I battled through the nuclear cloud of beer and spicy takeaway fumes engulfing my opponent I nodded a silent acknowledgement to P&B and the mystical powers therein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 he turned up drunk. Didn't realise you were playing against certain members of this forum?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 So how far do the denizens of P&B go to get their Nat King? An occasional squeeze of mine has just emailed me and asked if I want to squire her to a Petula Clark evening in High Wycombe next month. This is surely asking too much. I've no problem with going down but listening to "Down Town" from a nonagenarian is beyond the call of duty? No? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: So how far do the denizens of P&B go to get their Nat King? An occasional squeeze of mine has just emailed me and asked if I want to squire her to a Petula Clark evening in High Wycombe next month. This is surely asking too much. I've no problem with going down but listening to "Down Town" from a nonagenarian is beyond the call of duty? No? I danced with the lovely Petula on a boat going up and down the Thames 2 or 3 decades ago, she was hot then, she'll be even hotter now. She even came to watch us playing 5s. Top bird. And she's got a big house in Switzerland. Get in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Too...much...information ...................... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Just now, welshbairn said: I danced with the lovely Petula on a boat going up and down the Thames 2 or 3 decades ago, she was hot then, she'll be even hotter now. She even came to watch us playing 5s. Top bird. And she's got a big house in Switzerland. Get in there. Handy for Dignitas. 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: So how far do the denizens of P&B go to get their Nat King? An occasional squeeze of mine has just emailed me and asked if I want to squire her to a Petula Clark evening in High Wycombe next month. This is surely asking too much. I've no problem with going down but listening to "Down Town" from a nonagenarian is beyond the call of duty? No? Go by all means, but don't Sleep on the Subway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: I danced with the lovely Petula on a boat going up and down the Thames 2 or 3 decades ago, she was hot then, she'll be even hotter now. She even came to watch us playing 5s. Top bird. And she's got a big house in Switzerland. Get in there. Sadly it wasn't 'oor Pet' who issued the invite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 So how far do the denizens of P&B go to get their Nat King? An occasional squeeze of mine has just emailed me and asked if I want to squire her to a Petula Clark evening in High Wycombe next month. This is surely asking too much. I've no problem with going down but listening to "Down Town" from a nonagenarian is beyond the call of duty? No? Just get the carer to wheel you both into the day room, then you can go nuts. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Just get the carer to wheel you both into the day room, then you can go nuts. I hear there's an "all you can eat buffet - teeth optional". Shall I stick a ticket in the post to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 I hear there's an "all you can eat buffet - teeth optional". Shall I stick a ticket in the post to you? I've never been to an all you can eat buffet, I've been to an all you can drink buffet. That's more up your street though, Oliver Reid. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I've never been to an all you can eat buffet, I've been to an all you can drink buffet. That's more up your street though, Oliver Reid. Come back to me when you're welcomed to an "All you can think" buffet, young Rab. I shan't hold my breath, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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