CK Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 5. Picking up a bag of sugar that says sugar on it and saying you dropped your nametag 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together 3. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? 2. When I saw you across the room, I hit my head off the floor and passed out. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons 1. You remind me of a parking ticket. You have fine written all over you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k38jfb Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 5. That's a sexy dress your wearing...It would look even better on my bedroom floor. 4. You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway. 3. You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. 2. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home. 1. Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik the red and yellow Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 3. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Might work if yer in some Cumbersneggie dive-bar. However, if you ever pulled, even the slappers pish smelling rabbit hutch cant be worse than your caravan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 You smell great - have you been cooking chips ? I've got two words to say to you - Dental Hygene ! rotate those and you'll soon be a happily married father of two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Hi, I have a ferrari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Wull you go oot wi' me??? Always works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Do you have a boyfriend? Do you want a better one? You know I could fall madly into bed with you tonight. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again? I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? I really fancy you so,how about it uh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Am pisshed, fanshy a shag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Or alternatively: My names GiaB, pleased to meet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 It's no wonder you lot spend all your time on here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Correct BB. Chat up lines are for the cowardly, the vain and guys incapable of holding a proper conversation. (Although pretending to be gay works a bit too well, in my experience!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scot_17s Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 How much do you reckon a polar bear weighs? I dunno either but it broke the ice Ok its shit but it did work once when i was dared to try it for a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttocks Brown Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Hi I'm fae Paisley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Aye, that'll work! I don't need chat up lines - I wear a kilt - they LOVE it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Aye, that'll work! I don't need chat up lines - I wear a kilt - they LOVE it! Your married! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest God is a bairn Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 ive got a big nob works a treat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hebridean Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Want to go halfers on a b*****d? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Want to go halfers on a b*****d? Two's on a b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hebridean Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Two's on a b*****d. Is that you correcting me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 My repertoire is limited due to my upper class sex god status. "Do you like chocolate?" (burd says aye) "...well get yer snickers down and I'll give you a boost!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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