Most Pointless Signings For Your Club

[Calum D]

1.Claude Anelka

2.Claude Anelka

3.Claude Anelka

4.Claude Anelka

5.Claude Anelka

[davidson]

no order

Alex Eadie - pish forward brought in by Dawson

Stevie Robertson Goalie brought in on loan from St Johnstone he couldn't keep a beachball out a phone box

Wale kwik Ajet - the worst player ever quite simply

Robert Prytz only good to laugh at cos his head went purple when he ran

James Couburugh Forward brought in on loan from Sheff Wed when they were bottom of the english first division. He couldn't kick the ball off a bus if he was standing 2 yards away pure pish

[codfish]

Worst 5 for us in no order

Thomas Stickroth (cost £400k in 1990!!!!!!!) - loadsa talent - just wasn't interested in grafting for a team in the bottom half of the League.

Graham Sinclair - Got him from Celtic early 80's - injured in a pre-season friendly - never played a competitive match.

Jim Gardiner - Part of a swap deal for Paul Lambert who thought he was too good for Div. 1 - not the case - Lazy B'stard.

Chic Charnley - Not nearly as good as he thought he was!

Eddie Annand - Unfit when we signed him, never really looked as if he was still quick enough for Div. 1 (Scored a hat-trick a week after we let him go to Dumbarton). B)

Had no trouble finding 5 and could probably have made 50 if I really had to.

Near misses - Jan Paeslak, Graham Fenton and Micheal Renfraum - three strikers TH bought in for our season in the SPL who between them scored less than Mark Yardley!

That guy we got from Dundee in a swap for Lex Richardson (mid 80's)

Surprised you missed Kevin Twaddle, Paul McKnight (2nd time around), Basher (unfortunately that's what he was 3rd time) and Andy Dow