steelmen Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Certainly don't miss the nappies when teething!! Don't get the connection between teeth coming through and sh!t exploding all over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 hour ago, steelmen said: Certainly don't miss the nappies when teething!! Don't get the connection between teeth coming through and sh!t exploding all over. Funny that. It just happened to me an hour ago. Up the back, coming out the legs, ended up on my arms and his wee legs go like the clappers when he's getting changed because apparently cleaning his bum is hilarious, so his socks got covered which meant the bed got covered. I can hear him in there making noises just now. He was out cold when I left the room. Why don't they sleep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 1 hour ago, steelmen said: Certainly don't miss the nappies when teething!!Don't get the connection between teeth coming through and sh!t exploding all over. Nae c**t does but it happens. PhD thesis, perhaps? "My lovely child gnaws on anything whilst dropping her guts in such a volume that it isn't humanly possible given her body cavity" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 First night home not going particularly well. Got the older one settled and sleeping by 7. Baby downstairs feeding 7-9. Easy going I thought so far. Then changing the baby's nappy before attempting to head up causes loud screaming which unsettles older boy. Cue 3 hours of resettling whilst the baby goes back to his feeding. Feel like this is going to be an ongoing saga [emoji853] [emoji99] [emoji42] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 eldest will get used to baby and start to sleep through the crying. It'll take few weeks but you will get settled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 First night home not going particularly well. Got the older one settled and sleeping by 7. Baby downstairs feeding 7-9. Easy going I thought so far. Then changing the baby's nappy before attempting to head up causes loud screaming which unsettles older boy. Cue 3 hours of resettling whilst the baby goes back to his feeding. Feel like this is going to be an ongoing saga [emoji853] [emoji99] [emoji42] Aye, it'll click eventually. I had that exact thought on our first night home with an 11 month old and newborn sleeping in our room. They'll just need time to get used to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Got up this morning and went through to the kids room.8yo, Craig, is mummy ok?Me, yeah she's fine, how?8yo, cause I heard her making a noise like "hee hee hee hee"Me, I think it's just her cold that's bothering her.8yo, oh, OK. Me, *gathers up 2yo and makes sharp exit down the stairs.Bloody bairns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Got up this morning and went through to the kids room.8yo, Craig, is mummy ok? Me, yeah she's fine, how? 8yo, cause I heard her making a noise like "hee hee hee hee" Me, I think it's just her cold that's bothering her. 8yo, oh, OK. Me, *gathers up 2yo and makes sharp exit down the stairs. Bloody bairns. Why was she laughing at you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Why was she laughing at you? At me?I'm a riot in bed, she has a habit of enjoying herself. You know that sex crying isn't the norm right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 38 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Is her cold any better? We'll maybe find out next Sunday... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Baby back to her normal self except for still having the skitters which takes a few days to clear apparently. Unfortunately now me and her maw have got it coming out both ends meaning since about 6am this morning we've basically been taking turns on the toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Glad she's on the mend Ruggy. Three days and two nights in. First night was a disaster with Sam being wakened from his little brother. But last night he slept 7-7 without a peep. George still finding his feet but has been a wee star so far. [emoji106]???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My second is due on the 24th of February but by god I hope they come before then! I sometimes believe that the women get the rough end of the deal when it comes to pregnancy but the thought never lasts very long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 On 1/27/2017 at 07:19, Shuggie_Murray7 said: Anyone else had problems getting kids to stop swearing? Caught the wee man (3) saying "What the f**k you little monster" to his sister (1) a few months back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisleysaints Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, banana said: Caught the wee man (3) saying "What the f**k you little monster" to his sister (1) a few months back My boys 5 and used some colorful language but he's been well warned that he uses anything similar again he'll be banned from anything fun for a very long time. On a positive note when i posted before i had just started to help running the wee mans football team and it's absolutely fantastic. got a great bunch of boys and the wee man loves that i'm his coach. just training just now but games on the horizon it'll be a proud moment watching his debut in the coming weeks. on number 2 wife is coming up for 20 week scan in march 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My son was born by a section on 31st December 2015. When the consultant told us I I asked her "Can you not hold off till the 1st of January?" She said no and then asked what difference that would make. "Well said I, if he's born on the 31st he's the youngest at his boys club when he starts playing football. Hold off a day he'd be the oldest." Apparently I wasn't taking the situation very seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisleysaints Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 My son was born by a section on 31st December 2015. When the consultant told us I I asked her "Can you not hold off till the 1st of January?" She said no and then asked what difference that would make. "Well said I, if he's born on the 31st he's the youngest at his boys club when he starts playing football. Hold off a day he'd be the oldest." Apparently I wasn't taking the situation very seriously. It is true though it's not like school it's year born lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 35 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: My son was born by a section on 31st December 2015. When the consultant told us I I asked her "Can you not hold off till the 1st of January?" She said no and then asked what difference that would make. "Well said I, if he's born on the 31st he's the youngest at his boys club when he starts playing football. Hold off a day he'd be the oldest." Apparently I wasn't taking the situation very seriously. I didn't want a feb baby as school yr stuff. So I was pleased when my due date was 7th march. Needless to say she decided to not play ball and was evicted at 37weeks on the 16th feb. she also is going to school as her defiance of due date was an indicator of what was to come. On her terms, when she decides, if she decides...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Put me down for another grandbairn, due August 8th, happy days. Yet another reason to give the fags up, although I have 4 beautiful reasons already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Well that's the first week done and dusted. I'm absolutely knakered. Having two so close together was always going to be a challenge but I've literally not stopped in a week. Not helped by my wife's inability to deal with our toddler due to her C Sec scar. Still, it's absolutely worth it. What a guy he is [emoji5]. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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