Mallo_Madrid Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Any chance someone could send a bottle of it down to Sydney? 7 days overdue now and no sign at all of any action. In fact the we bugger seems to have moved upwards away from the exit! She'll be cracking up. My missus was ten days over, talk about treading on egg shells. cruel bringing children into the world we live in nowadays imo. World is over populated so there is no need. Wrap up, get the pill and enjoy life without the burdon of children. Go jump off a bridge. World -1 person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YerMaw Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Pure accident. Need some advice, does she get rid of it or keep it??? HELP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vercol36 Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. Pure accident. Need some advice, does she get rid of it or keep it??? HELP Keep it but DEAR JESUS don't let it support Greenock Morton... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 cruel bringing children into the world we live in nowadays imo. World is over populated so there is no need. Wrap up, get the pill and enjoy life without the burdon of children. If ever there was a post deserving of the "^^^^^^^^^ Trying too hard" underneath it then it would be that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroon Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 If ever there was a post deserving of the "^^^^^^^^^ Trying too hard" underneath it then it would be that one. what i say is true. The world is over populated so how is it trying to hard? Dont see the need in bringing children into a world where jobs are limited, housing is limited ect...best off enjoying life withiut that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 cruel bringing children into the world we live in nowadays imo. World is over populated so there is no need. Wrap up, get the pill and enjoy life without the burdon of children. It's a bummer having to share it with you right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroon Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Though you'd resigned, Franky Wanky? who the f**k are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 what i say is true. The world is over populated so how is it trying to hard? Dont see the need in bringing children into a world where jobs are limited, housing is limited ect...best off enjoying life withiut that pish. If nobody had kids, your old age would be a bit (read: completely) shit. Who the f**k do you think wipes your arse when you no longer (currently?) have the mental wherewithal to do it yourself? Came on hoping for some mini-Swarley news but no joy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 what i say is true. The world is over populated so how is it trying to hard? Dont see the need in bringing children into a world where jobs are limited, housing is limited ect...best off enjoying life withiut that pish. Ugly jaffa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealMaroon Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 If nobody had kids, your old age would be a bit (read: completely) shit. Who the f**k do you think wipes your arse when you no longer (currently?) have the mental wherewithal to do it yourself? Came on hoping for some mini-Swarley news but no joy... let the next geration worry about tha. Lets get the populaltion down to manageble levels. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 let the next geration worry about tha. Lets get the populaltion down to manageble levels. A cull of illiterate morons like you would be a good place to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Jambo, f**k off back to trolling the SPL Forum, please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Back on topic, congratulations to the 2 new Dads Hopefully Swarley has news for us soon as well. I want another one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Back on topic, congratulations to the 2 new Dads Hopefully Swarley has news for us soon as well. Yup. Good stuff I want another one Madman. If you do, get a nice gap in ages. I'm insane with 21 month gap between my youngest two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 let the next geration worry about tha. Lets get the populaltion down to manageble levels. You're right FJ. A good gas fitter could have Belsen up and running in about quarter of an hour. You could labour to him and maybe test it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Madman. If you do, get a nice gap in ages. I'm insane with 21 month gap between my youngest two. Try 361 days between them! Brilliant now but by God the first year or so of having both of them was hard. You were never ever properly rested and I spent months going to work on the back of five hours sleep usually got with a break in the middle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chico Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Try 361 days between them! Brilliant now but by God the first year or so of having both of them was hard. You were never ever properly rested and I spent months going to work on the back of five hours sleep usually got with a break in the middle. I'd love a solid 5 hr block of sleep, our youngest is 11 months terrible sleeper and our toddler is a up at 0630 type. Ach, these things happen, but I'd love a good nights sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 cruel bringing children into the world we live in nowadays imo. World is over populated so there is no need. Wrap up, get the pill and enjoy life without the burdon of children. what i say is true. The world is over populated so how is it trying to hard? Dont see the need in bringing children into a world where jobs are limited, housing is limited ect...best off enjoying life withiut that pish. who the f**k are you? let the next geration worry about tha. Lets get the populaltion down to manageble levels. Back on topic, I have to confess to not being there for my 12 year old boy. Despite supporting my team, he regularly comes out with pish just to get attention such as taking his 'girlfiriend' (who is invisable) to Frankinstein's and numerous resignation threads on forums. I would tell you his name, but lets be honest - who cares?* *Meant as a way to insult a troller on this forum and the above statement is totally fictional as I consider myself to be a great parent to my 3 year old and 1 year old who I love very, very much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline Drifter Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'd love a solid 5 hr block of sleep, our youngest is 11 months terrible sleeper and our toddler is a up at 0630 type. Ach, these things happen, but I'd love a good nights sleep. Steven was a terrible sleeper for his first year (partly due to the reflux problem he had possibly but that was gone at six months and his sleeping didn't improve to much later). He was literally up half a dozen times a night, you never got more than an hour or two of uninterrupted sleep and he was a problem to get back to sleep when he awoke. However, he changed very much somewhere around 14 months old and became a much better sleeper. Even until recently you sometimes had to get up and put a dummy in if he was starting to whimper but by and large he sleeps right through the night. Now, with Thomas coming 3 and Steven coming 2 we usually get a full night's sleep easily. Thomas goes to be about 8:30 and gets up about 6:30. Steven goes about 8:00 and gets back up usually about 7:00 There is hope for better times ahead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Niamh only gained 2oz in 5 weeks, Health Visitor tried very hard not to be worried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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