Jacksgranda Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Only 2 strongbow in? Don't forget that photo was taken after he'd had his "juice". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Only 2 strongbow in? That's vodka n orange in his cup, so he's pretty wasted anyway tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 My oldest son is 13 today (I'm only 32). Cherish the time when they're wee, it's over before you know it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Amusing how they all go through that cleaning stage; they used to set ours to work on the windows when he was at the nursery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 My youngest hasn't been too well lately, and has ended up coming through to our bed to sleep with us. I don't mind this as a one-off, but last night she was full-on Bruce Lee. I woke with both her hands round my neck at one point, and the wife got a karate chop in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Because I have the day off, and I'm stuck here waiting to get a new boiler installed, I'll get to walk my granddaughter to school this morning! (it's about a 3 minute walk) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Started working out how much we will have to spend on baby stuff. On the plus side as my wife has a family full of people who have recently had children we've been handed a lot of stuff (particularly the expensive stuff), on the other nappies are going to cost us a lot more than I had realised. I've also discovered there are a lot of perils that I had never considered, apparently you can't have anything in a cot with a baby as they can suffocate etc. My mum is a health visiter and has basically reeled off a long list of things we aren't supposed to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 A lot of its shite, mate. We hardly bought anything before the baby was born and just bought when we needed it. My brother has a whole load of unused stuff he bought and didn't need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 A lot of its shite, mate. We hardly bought anything before the baby was born and just bought when we needed it. My brother has a whole load of unused stuff he bought and didn't need. Should have waited till he had a baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Should have waited till he had a baby. In hindsight I maybe should have added that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 A lot of its shite, mate. We hardly bought anything before the baby was born and just bought when we needed it. My brother has a whole load of unused stuff he bought and didn't need. Basically our shopping list seems to currently be nappies and a cot mattress. Everything else we think we might need has either been given to us already or promised to us, from grateful relatives who seem relieved to be finally getting rid of the stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Just wing it Jmo. They're babies, they don't have a scooby. Actually reasonably spot on. It's pretty hard to f**k up tbh, assuming you're a fairly pleasant, switched-on human being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Ah, now that could present a problem for some. u wot m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Started working out how much we will have to spend on baby stuff. On the plus side as my wife has a family full of people who have recently had children we've been handed a lot of stuff (particularly the expensive stuff), on the other nappies are going to cost us a lot more than I had realised. I've also discovered there are a lot of perils that I had never considered, apparently you can't have anything in a cot with a baby as they can suffocate etc. My mum is a health visiter and has basically reeled off a long list of things we aren't supposed to do. It's easy to get carried away and buy loads of stuff for your first one, especially if you listen to everyone who's had a kid tell you what's a must have. My first had everything imaginable from our parents as it was both their first grandchild and most of it was never used or didn't help. First one had all kinds of gadgets to help her sleep or stimulate her when awake, I don't think any worked. Third one got dumped in a bouncy chair in front of the switched on dishwasher with my jumper over him to nap and given a remote control to play with when he woke if we were busy with the other two and he was happy as could be. Wee bit different as the health visitor is your Mum but some of the advice our HV suggested was frightening, we've still never seen her since our third was born and he's two in January. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ando Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 My youngest hasn't been too well lately, and has ended up coming through to our bed to sleep with us. I don't mind this as a one-off, but last night she was full-on Bruce Lee. I woke with both her hands round my neck at one point, and the wife got a karate chop in the face. Never underestimate their skill from going vertical to horizontal with fourteen kicks and punches along the way each and every four minutes when brought into your bed. My youngest isn't 100% just now either and is waking about 5 each morning. Experienced me now goes and gets him, drops him in my position, pillows to the side then I head to his bed. Quality hour or so for me while the wife gets battered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Topsy and Tim's dug died the night. They could have fucking warned us before hand. Just had a conversation with a 4 year old that was far to deep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 So two weeks after discovering crawling forward is a thing, he's now standing... eep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 We hardly bought anything before the baby was born and just bought when we needed it. My brother has a whole load of unused stuff he bought and didn't need. I'm sensing that the latter statement may have had something to do with the former 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 All this selling players to Celtic has rubbed off on you. Anyway, the nativity play rehearsals have begun in my hoose. Joy. Good of you to offer your place up for the weans to practice in, considering. Is the wean likely to be a third snowflake, or a gender-neutral Jesus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 She's the little angel in the story of How the Little Angel Got her Wings. I'm trying to get her to do it in a Pacino-Scarface style. Superb Think it was your pal Dara O'Briain who asked his audience for the most inappropriate nursery nativity adaptations; in amongst the Die Hards and Reservoir Dogs', someone suggested Basic Instinct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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