Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 12/03/2023 at 23:22, Dons_1988 said: Toddlers may just be the funniest people on the planet. My daughter makes me laugh more than anyone I know. The Bairn has just told her granny - who is not giving her what she wants - that "I'm going to throw you out"! Idle threat which will not be implemented if she's anything like her granny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 16/03/2023 at 13:23, thistledo said: Arrived on Monday afternoon at 8lb 9oz. After all my worry about how it would go this time, missus got induced and it was practically text book delivery from the midwives. Amazing. Already pished all over me twice, learning curve for me changing boys nappies. Also has taken to doing shit at 3:30am last two nights. Congratulations! thistledo 1 (2) Total: 343 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Just now, Jacksgranda said: Congratulations! thistledo 1 (2) Total: 343 We just ignoring mine as it’s got horns and cloven feet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 10/03/2023 at 08:43, mathematics said: You know that scene in Only Fools n Horses where Delboy has a baby and when Rodney finds out it’s a boy and O Fortuna starts playing? Well, you all might need to listen to this. https://youtu.be/EJC-_j3SnXk Is this supposed to be your "announcement". You' d need to be a bit less cryptic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 55 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is this supposed to be your "announcement". You' d need to be a bit less cryptic. You’ll need to be less doddery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 16 minutes ago, mathematics said: You’ll need to be less doddery. You'll need to wait until I find my pen and paper and list... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 On 12/03/2023 at 23:22, Dons_1988 said: Toddlers may just be the funniest people on the planet. My daughter makes me laugh more than anyone I know. Endlessly fascinating and the best entertainment I've known. But it goes way beyond the toddler years. I played Cribbage with my son (now aged 22) after the rugby on Sunday (boo) and the look of concentration on his face as he decided which cards to chuck was identical to his expressions when deciding which shape goes where in his 'Shape Sorting House' aged 2: This is good news. You have decades of fascination ahead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 48 minutes ago, mathematics said: You’ll need to be less doddery. 30 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: You'll need to wait until I find my pen and paper and list... Kick him in the pi, JG. BTW congrats @mathematics Hope yer Mrs and the wee yin are thriving, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Congratulations to Mr & Mrs mathematics and baby mathematics. (Hope he kicks you in the balls with his cloven feet...) mathematics 1 Grand Total: 344 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Endlessly fascinating and the best entertainment I've known. But it goes way beyond the toddler years. I played Cribbage with my son (now aged 22) after the rugby on Sunday (boo) and the look of concentration on his face as he decided which cards to chuck was identical to his expressions when deciding which shape goes where in his 'Shape Sorting House' aged 2: This is good news. You have decades of fascination ahead. Ha, can imagine that being hilarious. Hard to imagine the wee one being an actual adult at this point. Fascinating, hilarious, joyful…call it what you want…they really are amazing. Fatherhood has exceeded all expectations (and I was excited about it). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 First full day at nursery? Completed it m8. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted March 26, 2023 Share Posted March 26, 2023 Any advice for a fussy eater? The wee one is getting worse with it, doesn’t even try things now and spirals into a proper tantrum. She’s cried for the last 15 minutes because I offered her pasta she used to enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 On 17/03/2023 at 14:28, Jacksgranda said: Congratulations to Mr & Mrs mathematics and baby mathematics. (Hope he kicks you in the balls with his cloven feet...) mathematics 1 Grand Total: 344 Put me down for one more! Second daughter was born January 19th. She's already sleeping "through the night" which would be delightful, but our 2 and a half year must have inherited her dad's sleeping patterns, seems to be waking up at least twice in the night and needs chocolate milk and or sung back to sleep, then decides 5.30am is when she's fully awake! Starting her in lacrosse in two weeks, hoping maybe it will at least tire her out enough to sleep all night on Saturdays 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 52 minutes ago, Torpar said: Put me down for one more! Second daughter was born January 19th. She's already sleeping "through the night" which would be delightful, but our 2 and a half year must have inherited her dad's sleeping patterns, seems to be waking up at least twice in the night and needs chocolate milk and or sung back to sleep, then decides 5.30am is when she's fully awake! Starting her in lacrosse in two weeks, hoping maybe it will at least tire her out enough to sleep all night on Saturdays Congratulations! Torpar 1 (2) Total babies: 345 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 9 weeks old and he's starting to look more like 'cute baby' rather than just 'clean shaven Johnny Vegas' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: 9 weeks old and he's starting to look more like 'cute baby' rather than just 'clean shaven Johnny Vegas' My mum used to say they looked like they'd had elastic bands on their wrists and elbows. Have fun, you'll love it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 22 hours ago, Torpar said: Put me down for one more! Second daughter was born January 19th. She's already sleeping "through the night" which would be delightful, but our 2 and a half year must have inherited her dad's sleeping patterns, seems to be waking up at least twice in the night and needs chocolate milk and or sung back to sleep, then decides 5.30am is when she's fully awake! Starting her in lacrosse in two weeks, hoping maybe it will at least tire her out enough to sleep all night on Saturdays Going through something similar, except it's a newborn and they feed and go back to sleep quite well. It's he 2 and a half year old that wakes up once or twice a night shouting for "Maammmay" and only mum will do, leaving me both feeds usually and then work the next day. Fucking knackered man. Belated congrats though mate, what a joy the sleeping through the night must be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Beer, beer You got me here So now I’m happy To wear your gear 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Shaker Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 The face of a baby who has just had his apple and pear purée warmed up a bit and thinks it’s the best thing ever. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 (edited) Officially became a sports dad at the weekend, still another 2 years before she can start ice hockey, but the local lacrosse club has a free programme for kids born in 2020. Isla hated the warm up runs, cried, and I almost just picked her up and left. Once the balls came out she was delighted though, and she learned to play green light red light, which has been great for the times she decides that running toward the road is a good idea! Edited April 17, 2023 by Torpar 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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